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  1. Cleaning my childhood bedroom = exercise in distraction. Pictures, mix tapes, magazine collages, yearbooks- memories! And 1/2 going in trash
  2. If my brother is not up in 5 minutes, instead of making breakfast I will be eating leftover pie.
  3. I am still annoyed that there is no BBC America in Bergen County. Nevermind the 80 billion other channels that dad gets, this is a disaster!
  4. Going to dinner with dad and his lady friend.. Must play nice
  5. Clown references on both Glee and Modern Family. "Sad Clown" and "Sad Clown Hooker"... interesting that both are technically "tramps"
  6. Pie baking tonight a moderate success. Dad's oven is too hot so pear tart slightly crispy. Also to blame: me laughing too hard at Modern Fam
  7. Dear Modern Family: I love you. That was hilarious. Wish I had Fizbo at my birthday party.
  8. Aaaand now it's time for baking. Up first: French Pear Tart by Dorie Greenspan. Then Cranberry Vinegar pie. Yeah baby! I love Thanksgiving!
  9. Just watched quite possibly my favorite movie The Usual Suspects. Wish I could experience the twist at the end like the first time I saw it.
  10. RT @EWAusielloFiles: This made my day. RT @TheLiveFeed Muppets perform 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (video) http://bit.ly/7t0cIF
  11. A shack burger, cheese fries and chocolate peanut butter shake later, I'm finding it impossible to look at The Kitchen blog without nausea
  12. Shake shack for lunch!!!!
  13. @BookcaseHat But according to Brett of FotC, only men are weavers. He even wove a pair of pants.
  14. Currently knitting the Quincy hat & my gauge is so off: 10/4 instead of 15/4 and yet the fabric is super solid & my hand is cramped. Hmph.
  15. Sand shark caught in Battery Park. They're stalking me, dudes. Better not come to Inwood http://tinyurl.com/yfdj2bf
  16. Just remembered that tonight's the return of Slapsgiving! Bring it on HIMYM!
  17. I just checked on my fantasy leagues and am disappointed to see that my less successful team lost to a team named "Fancy Pants." Depressing.
  18. @BookcaseHat @maggie162 see I'm thinking orange for Rick's ginger hair.
  19. @BookcaseHat Holy crap.
  20. A Soapdish musical? My brain is about to laterally explore from kopflegschalgen http://tinyurl.com/yfmnrlv