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  1. Maybe Ken dolls SHOULD be anatomically correct http://bit.ly/8idx9U
  2. 2.6 gallons of gasp per thrust -- she doesn't get very good mileage http://bit.ly/6CiHVK
  3. Someone's been watching a bit too much Basic Instinct http://bit.ly/7HiFFQ
  4. She could bend down and touch her toes. Backwards. http://bit.ly/7ZlaCg
  5. Sex with her was like cutting an earth worm in half http://bit.ly/5NAMCO
  6. Horticulture wasn't his forte http://bit.ly/60bBeh
  7. Calgon was trying desperately to take her away http://bit.ly/6lXSLm
  8. Quasimodo has a thing for femurs http://bit.ly/5gteNf
  9. When you can't call out a pest... http://bit.ly/5G45af
  10. There was a better kaleidoscope in Romper Room's Magic Mirror http://bit.ly/4ZwQvn
  11. Asbestos Pasties: For the Sasquatch in love http://bit.ly/7Ls5Nw
  12. Those pirates you were looking for? They're right over your shoulder. http://bit.ly/7gR7zr
  13. Sold in the UK, assembled in China... http://bit.ly/8y7IM0
  14. Woo Hoo! RTBookReviews (formerly "Romantic Times") wants to write up the Romance blogs (covers and quotes)! http://rtbookreviews.com
  15. Cryptic Flowers and Magma would make a good name for a band http://bit.ly/4nvZwr
  16. It's becoming critical, Captain. http://romance.unclewaltersrants.com/2009/12/its-becoming-critical-captain.html
  17. Yes, yes we've all seen what you won at the fair... http://bit.ly/73pnVs
  18. Aaaand Iiiiiiiii-uh-iiiiiii will always love Yooo-uh-ooooo! http://bit.ly/6aUTEL
  19. She had thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex http://bit.ly/68QtCr
  20. He groped her like a grouper http://bit.ly/8gusK6