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Trying to decide if I will make Scarlett take my last name when we get married if I'll let her use Johanssen-Klocksien instead. #fb 8:34 PM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
Whoever leaked the new Pearl Jam cd: step forth to receive your hug. #fb 10:34 AM Sep 12th from TwitterBerry
Won a $130 bluetooth from work. So fate thinks I'm a douchebag. #fb 9:55 PM Sep 9th from TwitterBerry
Just realized that the grandpa in 3 Ninjas was the only Asian person in the family. How were the boys parents white? Gonna need some time. 7:31 PM Aug 25th from web
Finally found out the secret scent of 'New Car Smell.' It's baby powder. #fb 3:32 PM Aug 20th from web
What's the deal with Mad Men? I've never watched it and could not care less? What am I missing in 5 words or less? 7:49 PM Aug 16th from web
Straight up one of my best mix CDs to date. DL here: http://bit.ly/yu3jl #fb 12:54 PM Aug 13th from web
@mattjgorman Just pretend you're at Bonnaroo. 10:44 PM Aug 9th from Twidget
Just made a bet not to eat ice cream. This very well could be the toughest month of my life. 9:16 PM Aug 9th from web
This neck pain is a real pain in the neck. 12:25 PM Aug 5th from web
Have I mentioned that Rob Thomas is the John Lennon of this generation?!? 10:53 AM Aug 4th from web
From the lovebaby of Garden State and Juno, Away We Go. ♫ http://blip.fm/~b2d4l 9:08 PM Aug 2nd from Blip.fm
Oh, hey Conan how about you leave Blue Moon alone?! 9:24 PM Jul 29th from web
@JarrettBraun Those aren't the real lyrics?? 9:31 AM Jul 29th from web in reply to JarrettBraun
http://bit.ly/GHUXl The tragic end... http://minneapolis.craigsli... 11:18 PM Jul 27th from web
Today I saw a Mercedes with a plate that said HARDCOR. Glad I'm not the only one who loves irony. 2:51 PM Jul 27th from web
@pragmaticloveme They only have 5pm or like 3am--they're not hiring for the normal hour shifts but they tell you that after the presentation 7:22 PM Jul 26th from web in reply to pragmaticloveme
@pragmaticloveme Don't go-- they don't have any 5pm shifts which they will tell you after you sit through the entire thing. 6:45 PM Jul 26th from web in reply to pragmaticloveme
I hate it when food packages tell me to "remove plastic before eating." What are they, my fucking mother? 3:27 PM Jul 26th from web
Let it be entered into the internet, that I am up at 6:30am on a Saturday for absolutely no reason. 4:43 AM Jul 25th from web