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rozey041
Left ikea cuz eric is a child
02:57 PM June 18, 2008
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jennatar
Me: 'He's taking out the garbage?' Her: 'Yes.' Me: 'It's 3AM!' Her: 'I know. What a weird family.'
01:39 AM March 28, 2008
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rozey041
God forbid eric put anything back where it belongs
03:03 PM February 19, 2008
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jennatar
I thought about everything for a while. Then I put my head under a pillow and vanished so successfully I thought I could never be found.
02:09 PM January 26, 2008
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jkizzlemurphy
I love my cell phone. It makes think of causality. I will never have the chance to choose this cell phone again. That moment is gone.
12:51 AM September 08, 2007
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jkizzlemurphy
I think all artists feel awkward...its part of the way we view the world...we just view everything differently
01:28 AM July 25, 2007
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jkizzlemurphy
Hi. I'm Josh. I haven't been on a date in over two years. I don't know what my problem but I can't be alone, right?
01:33 AM July 04, 2007
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jkizzlemurphy
I just thought i saw a robot in the road.
12:52 AM June 14, 2007
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jkizzlemurphy
When I try and comprehend all my anxieties, nothing makes me feel better about it then having a beer and realizing, this is the beginning
10:33 AM April 09, 2007
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