jkelso
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I am getting psyched to be scanned in the morning. Not looking forward to being stretched out in this noisy machine. Yeesh. No fun at all.
9:36 PM Oct 6th
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I just took "How old are you in your heart?" and got: 45-65 years old! Try it:
12:50 PM Sep 14th
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You can read what I said about the boo'er at Obama's speech on Statesman.com. Take me out to the ballgame.
4:02 PM Sep 11th
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Another uneventful yet successful garbage and recycling pickup day down here near Manchaca. It's like a miracle or something.
4:31 PM Sep 7th
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Read what I think is Obama's speech to the school kids. Pretty harmless stuff, seems like. Didn't even tell them to set up a phone bank.
4:28 PM Sep 7th
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So Tom DeLay will be one of the hoofers in the TV show Dancing With the Stars? When should I start getting excited? Let's pop some corn.
10:28 PM Aug 17th
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Did you see the story on the front page about Texas offering specialized auctioned licensed plates? Who's getting 'em? How 'bout NOTME?
7:16 AM Aug 15th
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Everybody up for the big Sept. 5 Lousiana-Monroe season opener for the Horns? Sure hope these folks bring us some crawfish. I'm ready.
9:54 PM Aug 14th
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Yeah, it is almost football season, isn't it? Time to drag the ballgame coolers out of the garage and polish 'em up to game-ready. Go Horns.
7:43 PM Aug 14th
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Finally coming up for air. Been a long time since I tweeted. So here goes. Tweet. It's been a long hot summer; I'm ready for it to be over.
6:31 PM Aug 14th
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It was a great trip to New York. Even went to the Puerto Rican Pride Parade on Fifth Avenue, and met Rupert at the Hello Deli.
5:46 PM Jul 6th
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Did you notice the age of the crowd in the rally photo? Is it possible to pull of a hostile takeover on walkers?
10:50 AM Jul 4th
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Joe the Plumber has come and gone. Now I think I'll mow my lawn.
10:49 AM Jul 4th
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I was impressed with Letterman's professionalism and generosity. He gave a kid in the audience $100. Story too long to explain here.
10:47 AM Jul 4th
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Joe, you dah man. You should know. Oh, do you know what MJ and the Astros have in common? The both wore one glove, for no apparent reason.
10:45 AM Jul 4th
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Where Iran screwed up: claiming an unbelieveable two-thirds win. If they'd played it close, like Bush-Gore, they could'a slid it through.
3:01 PM Jun 21st
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Thanks for the NY tips. Tried the Carnegie Deli. Got a reuben about the size of my head. Highlight: landed seats at the Letterman show. Fun.
5:31 PM Jun 20th
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Maybe we should make a pilgrimage to Bernie Madoff's apartment, to see if there are crabby people out there who would be fun
to talk to.
3:41 AM Jun 10th
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Thanks for passing along those suggestions. I think I'm going to gain about 15 pounds on this trip. In the first two days.
6:54 PM Jun 9th
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Help. My wife Kay and I are going to New York (City) later this week. Y'all got any tips on places we can't afford to miss? All categories.
4:16 AM Jun 9th
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- Name John Kelso
- Location Austin, Tx
- Web http://statesman....
- Bio Humor columnist at the American-Statesman.
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