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  1. Tonights rest will be more like a nap. Waking up at 5 to finally tie up the loose ends on my group project. Bleh.
  2. Just realized that I'm wearing a blue outfit, carrying two blue folders, drinking out of a blue mug, and typing this from my blue iPhone.
  3. So I'm getting my oil changed and the asst. Manager gave me some coupons stapled to his business card. His FIRST NAME is 'ASS' Hahahahaha!
  4. In palm coast for the night. Gonna head to the bar to watch my Seminoles try and kick some ass.
  5. 'would you rather be in a house on a lake, or on a lake without houses?' at open mic night at the warehouse
  6. So cute! Helen hunt! http://yfrog.com/0r9q9yj
  7. @katygarrison where can I see your painting? I hope you took some pictures!
  8. Tried my first dirty martini. Too scared to finish it so I dumped it in kishana's glass when she wasn't looking. Crafty. :-)
  9. @katygarrison, he looks like he's covered in poo. That's why his name should be duke. Short for duukkeeyy.
  10. @katygarrison ugghh I'm so j
  11. Help name our IM volleyball team!!! 1. smashing balls 2. spiked punch 3. kinky sets 4. block party 5. six pack 6. notorious D.I.G.
  12. My professor has a three and a half foot long ponytail and a Fu Manchu. Its gonna be a great semester!
  13. Got the new roommate all settled in..... In bed earlier than planned. Gotta make him think I'm halfway normal.
  14. I could definitely go for some burrito gallery right nowwwww!
  15. @OldManSanders Return those shirts right now!
  16. Mom just got home from the hospital after surgery. She's all loopy on pain meds and demanding a bendy straw.... Wttffff She hates those!
  17. Burrito gallery with @katygarrison!
  18. Ah, ain't no party like a hbcb party. I went out wearing long sleeves and a hat in the middle of summer. Too cool 4 skool.
  19. The boost mobile pig commercial... Have you seen it? Hahahahaha
  20. Rooocckkbbaannddd and heineken lightz