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  1. (WAY TO GO, LOS ANGELES! THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR YOU GUYS STEALING THE DODGERS.)
  2. EXTRA EXTRA SPIDER-MAN DOING PERP WALK, MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY FURIOUSLY DANCING IN OFFICE: http://is.gd/4V8gx
  3. SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN, EATS BABIES JUST LIKE A SPIDER CAN
  4. AND I AM THE MAYOR NOW SO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY ME SOME DAMN RESPECT. BRANT! COFFEE! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T WORK FOR ME.
  5. WHO SET UP A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FOR ME? WAS IT YOU, PARKER? OR WAS IT EDDIE WHATSHISNAME? http://is.gd/3YQji
  6. Nanananananananana PARKERRRR!
  7. parker parker parker parker Parker PArker PARker PARKer PARKEr PARKER PARKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  8. WHOSE CITY? J JONAH JAMESON'S CITY. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: MAKE EVERY DAY HATE SPIDER-MAN DAY. SECOND: I NEED A CUP OF DAMN COFFEE!
  9. YES ROBBIE I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO SMOKE MY CIGAR IN STAFF MEETINGS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN OPEN A WINDOW AND STICK YOUR HEAD OUT
  10. "V1AGR4?" SOMEBODY BUY THESE NIGERIANS A COPY EDITOR.
  11. I AM LOOKING AT MY EMAIL AND NEED TO KNOW HOW I CAN TELL THESE PEOPLE I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA. I AM A VIRILE MAN.
  12. ALSO, SOMEBODY INFORMS ME THAT IT"S #FOLLOWFRIDAY. STOP YOUR HASHTAGGING AND GET ME SOME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
  13. WHY HAS IT BEEN 20 DAYS SINCE J JONAH JAMESON, AMERICAN'S GREATEST NEWSPAPERMAN, POSTED TO TWITTER? BECAUSE JJJ DOES WHAT JJJ WANTS.
  14. JJJ HAIKU: IT'S NOT SO EASY / TO RUN THE DAILY BUGLE / DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN
  15. (THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD TO STOP YELLING SO MUCH.)
  16. ALSO IF SOMEONE WOULD REMIND MISS BRANT THAT I WANTED A COFFEE WITH THAT BEFORE I END UP YELLING AT HER THAT WOULD BE NICE
  17. SERIOUSLY I ASKED NICELY FOR A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH BEFORE I DIE OF STARVATION HERE BRANT
  18. PARKER I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS ON YOUR CELLULAR PHONE GET IN HERE I NEED PICTURES OF THE SNOW FROM LAST WEEK
  19. DID YOU READ THAT MISS BRANT? DID YOU SEE MY UPDATE? IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS?
  20. IS THIS THING ON? MISS BRANT I NEED YOU TO COME IN HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS THING AGAIN. DO I JUST TYPE HERE OR WHAT???