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  1. parker parker parker parker Parker PArker PARker PARKer PARKEr PARKER PARKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  2. WHOSE CITY? J JONAH JAMESON'S CITY. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: MAKE EVERY DAY HATE SPIDER-MAN DAY. SECOND: I NEED A CUP OF DAMN COFFEE!
  3. YES ROBBIE I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO SMOKE MY CIGAR IN STAFF MEETINGS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN OPEN A WINDOW AND STICK YOUR HEAD OUT
  4. "V1AGR4?" SOMEBODY BUY THESE NIGERIANS A COPY EDITOR.
  5. I AM LOOKING AT MY EMAIL AND NEED TO KNOW HOW I CAN TELL THESE PEOPLE I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA. I AM A VIRILE MAN.
  6. ALSO, SOMEBODY INFORMS ME THAT IT"S #FOLLOWFRIDAY. STOP YOUR HASHTAGGING AND GET ME SOME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
  7. WHY HAS IT BEEN 20 DAYS SINCE J JONAH JAMESON, AMERICAN'S GREATEST NEWSPAPERMAN, POSTED TO TWITTER? BECAUSE JJJ DOES WHAT JJJ WANTS.
  8. JJJ HAIKU: IT'S NOT SO EASY / TO RUN THE DAILY BUGLE / DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN
  9. (THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD TO STOP YELLING SO MUCH.)
  10. ALSO IF SOMEONE WOULD REMIND MISS BRANT THAT I WANTED A COFFEE WITH THAT BEFORE I END UP YELLING AT HER THAT WOULD BE NICE
  11. SERIOUSLY I ASKED NICELY FOR A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH BEFORE I DIE OF STARVATION HERE BRANT
  12. PARKER I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS ON YOUR CELLULAR PHONE GET IN HERE I NEED PICTURES OF THE SNOW FROM LAST WEEK
  13. DID YOU READ THAT MISS BRANT? DID YOU SEE MY UPDATE? IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS?
  14. IS THIS THING ON? MISS BRANT I NEED YOU TO COME IN HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS THING AGAIN. DO I JUST TYPE HERE OR WHAT???
  15. THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: WHEN THAT PARKER KID DOESN'T SCREW UP!
  16. THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: SPIDER-MAN PICTURES THAT GO ON THE FRONT PAGE!
  17. THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: COFFEE!
  18. PAR-KERRRRRRRRRRR!
  19. (THAT SAID, ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR SPIDER-MAN CAN EXPECT MANY MORE PAGE SIX APPEARANCES.)
  20. LISTEN UP, AMERICA: VOTE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR COLBERT OR OBAMA OR MCCAIN OR THAT BLASTED WALL-CRAWLER. JUST VOTE.