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- parker parker parker parker Parker PArker PARker PARKer PARKEr PARKER PARKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!11:54 AM May 11th from web
- WHOSE CITY? J JONAH JAMESON'S CITY. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: MAKE EVERY DAY HATE SPIDER-MAN DAY. SECOND: I NEED A CUP OF DAMN COFFEE!8:31 AM Apr 16th from web
- YES ROBBIE I AM GOING TO CONTINUE TO SMOKE MY CIGAR IN STAFF MEETINGS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN OPEN A WINDOW AND STICK YOUR HEAD OUT7:56 AM Apr 7th from web
- "V1AGR4?" SOMEBODY BUY THESE NIGERIANS A COPY EDITOR.5:52 AM Mar 13th from web
- I AM LOOKING AT MY EMAIL AND NEED TO KNOW HOW I CAN TELL THESE PEOPLE I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA. I AM A VIRILE MAN.5:50 AM Mar 13th from web
- ALSO, SOMEBODY INFORMS ME THAT IT"S #FOLLOWFRIDAY. STOP YOUR HASHTAGGING AND GET ME SOME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.5:47 AM Mar 13th from web
- WHY HAS IT BEEN 20 DAYS SINCE J JONAH JAMESON, AMERICAN'S GREATEST NEWSPAPERMAN, POSTED TO TWITTER? BECAUSE JJJ DOES WHAT JJJ WANTS.5:46 AM Mar 13th from web
- JJJ HAIKU: IT'S NOT SO EASY / TO RUN THE DAILY BUGLE / DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN12:52 PM Feb 20th from web
- (THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD TO STOP YELLING SO MUCH.)11:12 AM Jan 21st from web
- ALSO IF SOMEONE WOULD REMIND MISS BRANT THAT I WANTED A COFFEE WITH THAT BEFORE I END UP YELLING AT HER THAT WOULD BE NICE11:12 AM Jan 21st from web
- SERIOUSLY I ASKED NICELY FOR A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH BEFORE I DIE OF STARVATION HERE BRANT11:10 AM Jan 21st from web
- PARKER I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS ON YOUR CELLULAR PHONE GET IN HERE I NEED PICTURES OF THE SNOW FROM LAST WEEK2:51 PM Jan 19th from web
- DID YOU READ THAT MISS BRANT? DID YOU SEE MY UPDATE? IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS?2:49 PM Jan 19th from web
- IS THIS THING ON? MISS BRANT I NEED YOU TO COME IN HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS THING AGAIN. DO I JUST TYPE HERE OR WHAT???2:49 PM Jan 19th from web
- THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: WHEN THAT PARKER KID DOESN'T SCREW UP!7:47 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: SPIDER-MAN PICTURES THAT GO ON THE FRONT PAGE!7:46 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR: COFFEE!7:46 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- PAR-KERRRRRRRRRRR!7:37 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- (THAT SAID, ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR SPIDER-MAN CAN EXPECT MANY MORE PAGE SIX APPEARANCES.)11:50 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
- LISTEN UP, AMERICA: VOTE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR COLBERT OR OBAMA OR MCCAIN OR THAT BLASTED WALL-CRAWLER. JUST VOTE.11:50 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
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- Name J Jonah Jameson
- Location New York
- Bio Publisher of the greatest newspaper on the planet!
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