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  1. "Are you someone famous? You just really have that look. I swear its not pick up line." - I'm opting to believe him.. Where my sunnies? Ha 12:28 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  2. My heart jst grew.xo RT @AixaWeekes: Official opening of FELA, Amazing! Brought the homie @sbslim. @jjmonster hand on my heart. Thank you. 6:48 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  3. @DapoAwofisayo dancing is AMAZING 5:06 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to DapoAwofisayo
  4. Coming off twitter hiatus to say, "I am learning the moves of the women in "FELA!" - brilliant!! 7:09 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  5. RT @nessyfame: For real, where r u? @InfNYC: Where is @jjmonster? -sometimes reinvention takes some underground work.. Back soon & better xo 1:21 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  6. OVERHEARD: "lawsuits & alimony, that's how I make money, mthfkr." 11:25 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  7. @InfNYC "you're all .. the news... I need.. To get by.. Like sweet mornin dew.." (Remix) CNN aint got nutin on you 8:34 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter in reply to InfNYC
  8. Love, love, love @thisiscara.. And thts all the news fit to report.. 8:26 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  9. @nessyfame You have to give Justin a hug for me in celebration of album release! 8:08 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to nessyfame
  10. Somebody please say "NO! Don't do it!!" 11:15 AM Nov 15th from UberTwitter
  11. Brunchfest!!! I've been in front of white sauce stand for 10in and forgot! Actually fell asleep!! 3:40 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  12. Funnt brunchfest.. Got on train.. Woman shielded kids from me.. SWEAR cuz I'm dripping in booze.. MIA!! 3:29 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  13. "This brunch did for Twitter what fire did for civilization http://myloc.me/1voQC 2:31 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  14. Overheard: "you make me want a white woman and a gatorade" http://myloc.me/1voF3 2:23 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  15. Overheard: "but they don't make Trojan dbl heads" http://myloc.me/1vmtd 12:50 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  16. Overheard: "just stick your finger in there" http://myloc.me/1vlmr 12:06 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  17. @srmaddox overheard; "you aint getting no pussy in coral gables" http://myloc.me/1vlg7 12:02 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter in reply to srmaddox
  18. RT @srmaddox: Overheard: "Sucking d**k made me deaf".. Haaaa 11:50 AM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  19. "We call this the 'phillip drummond' cuz after this drink you gonna go downtown and adopt 2 black kids" 11:44 AM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  20. Overheard: "I feel like a 200 lb wild chimp" http://myloc.me/1vknu 11:30 AM Nov 14th from UberTwitter