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  1. @eatmorekix: follow @tenterhooked. she's funny. #followfriday
  2. "It's kind of pushing my tolerance for ass-hattery, but they're good kids." - JPM
  3. Is anyone here qualified to educate me in doo-wop?
  4. charles mingus, "reincarnation of a lovebird," the clown, 2:54.
  5. via @eatmorekix http://ow.ly/KR5G
  6. Fuck it, I'm totally citing myself in this paper.
  7. ps to an earlier tweet, @dextergordon is the twitter equivalent of douglas adams' whale falling from the sky. a short, confused life.
  8. Oh willow, willow, willow, I think you know what to do. Too tired, too many words coming out of me. (Thank you @dextergordon.)
  9. If by "paper," you mean "YouTube videos," then hell yes.
  10. Charlie Parker, pause; Madonna, go.
  11. RT @tenterhooked: Brainstorming passive-aggressive and uncomfortably public methods of suggesting to my suitemates that they buy more ha ...
  12. @eatmorekix what, the retweet? or the remy quote?
  13. "Pin stripe doesn't clash with Grey Goose, does it?"
  14. RT @dstayl: standing on the corner of 5th and vermouth, happy birthday @tomwaits
  15. @eatmorekix apparently "follow[ed] a lot of gin with a jagerbomb". I think we may have a champion on our hands.
  16. Possibly the strangest thing the internet has ever said to me: "See more ed helms nipple pictures."
  17. i ruv annie clark http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/StVincent_800_Nilina.jpg
  18. via @hihowareyouuu http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121109166
  19. @eatmorekix Clearly. But I wasn't about to agree with the kid. He approached me and a friend and threw out that question. Social skills: 0.
  20. Douchebag says, "Do you like post-punk?" No. No we do not.