jjmartin1987
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@: follow @. she's funny.
about 8 hours ago
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"It's kind of pushing my tolerance for ass-hattery, but they're good kids." - JPM
about 9 hours ago
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Is anyone here qualified to educate me in doo-wop?
about 12 hours ago
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charles mingus, "reincarnation of a lovebird," the clown, 2:54.
about 13 hours ago
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via @
about 13 hours ago
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Fuck it, I'm totally citing myself in this paper.
10:41 PM Dec 10th
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ps to an earlier tweet, @ is the twitter equivalent of douglas adams' whale falling from the sky. a short, confused life.
9:48 PM Dec 10th
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Oh willow, willow, willow, I think you know what to do. Too tired, too many words coming out of me. (Thank you @.)
10:34 AM Dec 10th
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If by "paper," you mean "YouTube videos," then hell yes.
9:19 PM Dec 9th
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Charlie Parker, pause; Madonna, go.
2:24 PM Dec 9th
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RT @: Brainstorming passive-aggressive and uncomfortably public methods of suggesting to my suitemates that they buy more ha
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2:15 PM Dec 9th
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@ what, the retweet? or the remy quote?
12:52 PM Dec 7th
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"Pin stripe doesn't clash with Grey Goose, does it?"
12:30 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: standing on the corner of 5th and vermouth, happy birthday @
12:28 PM Dec 7th
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@ apparently "follow[ed] a lot of gin with a jagerbomb". I think we may have a champion on our hands.
10:28 PM Dec 6th
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Possibly the strangest thing the internet has ever said to me: "See more ed helms nipple pictures."
10:27 PM Dec 6th
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i ruv annie clark
6:58 PM Dec 6th
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via @
6:46 PM Dec 6th
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@ Clearly. But I wasn't about to agree with the kid. He approached me and a friend and threw out that question. Social skills: 0.
1:44 PM Dec 5th
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Douchebag says, "Do you like post-punk?" No. No we do not.
9:36 PM Dec 4th
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- Name J. Martin
- Location Providence
- Bio The Duke of Cleveland.
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