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  1. Telling a kid at my house I can't give em a milkshake for Halloween. 12:25 PM Oct 31st from TwitterBerry
  2. Moving 5600 lbs of chocolate. 1:14 PM Oct 22nd from TwitterBerry
  3. Walking's overrated 2:16 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  4. .5 mile...it did happen right next to that grassy knoll 2:09 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  5. 1 mile...must be a scientologist conspiracy, they've been after me since I dissed Cruise on my blog 2:01 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  6. 1.5 miles...the tires must be packed with drugs, I'm an ignorant mule on the Ridgewood to Rochelle Park smuggling line 1:54 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  7. 2 miles...overinflation, my tire guage must be off 1:46 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  8. 2.5 miles...must be a defective tire 1:38 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  9. Blew a tire, bike ride turned into a walk. $400 for a bike. 3 miles to ponder whether I'm too fat or too cheap. 1:28 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  10. Shoot me please, I'm in a "club", on what planet is this a good time? 8:32 PM Feb 21st from TwitterBerry
  11. @JonathanAS is that better than "kumo" good? 7:56 AM Jan 23rd from web in reply to JonathanAS
  12. Just snaked the drain to clear a clog at the shop. Now I'm covered in some dark substance. What's dark that people flush down the toilet? 12:09 PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry
  13. Moving 4000 lbs of chocolate. 7:24 AM Jan 13th from TwitterBerry
  14. Free pumpkin ice cream until its gone 5:58 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  15. Made way too much pumpkin ice cream, so if anyone wants to stop by store tomorrow between 10am and 1pm, its on me. Happy Thanksgiving! 4:33 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  16. Uh-oh, the retro dance mix is sweet child of mine by guns and roses. I recall when that released. Not good. 9:33 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  17. Oh my sweet lord, DARK chocolate butter nut crunch. Sorry beck and jon, forgot to tell you before yhou left 4:21 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  18. Thanks! 7:07 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from txt
  19. Going to lift my grandpa off the shitter, then making candy. Emmm candy. 12:11 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  20. Its just so reassuring to know I will soon feel dumber than our nations president once again. 4:08 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterBerry