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  1. Walking's overrated2:16 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  2. .5 mile...it did happen right next to that grassy knoll2:09 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  3. 1 mile...must be a scientologist conspiracy, they've been after me since I dissed Cruise on my blog2:01 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  4. 1.5 miles...the tires must be packed with drugs, I'm an ignorant mule on the Ridgewood to Rochelle Park smuggling line1:54 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  5. 2 miles...overinflation, my tire guage must be off1:46 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  6. 2.5 miles...must be a defective tire1:38 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  7. Blew a tire, bike ride turned into a walk. $400 for a bike. 3 miles to ponder whether I'm too fat or too cheap.1:28 PM Apr 5th from TwitterBerry
  8. Shoot me please, I'm in a "club", on what planet is this a good time?8:32 PM Feb 21st from TwitterBerry
  9. @JonathanAS is that better than "kumo" good?7:56 AM Jan 23rd from web in reply to JonathanAS
  10. Just snaked the drain to clear a clog at the shop. Now I'm covered in some dark substance. What's dark that people flush down the toilet?12:09 PM Jan 20th from TwitterBerry
  11. Moving 4000 lbs of chocolate.7:24 AM Jan 13th from TwitterBerry
  12. Free pumpkin ice cream until its gone5:58 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  13. Made way too much pumpkin ice cream, so if anyone wants to stop by store tomorrow between 10am and 1pm, its on me. Happy Thanksgiving!4:33 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  14. Uh-oh, the retro dance mix is sweet child of mine by guns and roses. I recall when that released. Not good.9:33 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  15. Oh my sweet lord, DARK chocolate butter nut crunch. Sorry beck and jon, forgot to tell you before yhou left4:21 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  16. Thanks!7:07 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from txt
  17. Going to lift my grandpa off the shitter, then making candy. Emmm candy.12:11 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  18. Its just so reassuring to know I will soon feel dumber than our nations president once again.4:08 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
  19. now taking offers on used iPod touch.4:32 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from web
  20. Listening to a christmas song on the radio and wanting to stab someone with a candy cane, luckily its way too early for candy canes...4:15 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from TwitterBerry