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  1. very pleased to have finished 'Measure for Measure'. Being a Duke was great fun and now I'm looking forward to having my life back!
  2. looks across the vast oceans of time that must be crossed before the kids go back to school and shudders.
  3. spies massive cake in fridge. Reads article on calorie restriction and age related illness. Eats cake anyway. Yum!
  4. who's taken my back scratcher? It may look like a chopstick, but everyone knows it's true purpose.
  5. overjoyed to find flimsy excuse for caffeine addiction - http://bit.ly/N5gdU
  6. enjoying a lego moment with son. Although I seem to have misplaced the command module of my intergalactic battle cruiser.
  7. should the met office's predictions of flash floods put me off rowing this afternoon?
  8. has just bought a beautiful new pair of trainers but will be sticking with his flip flops until someone turns off the sun.
  9. is basking like a lizard on a stone.
  10. some effing invertebrates ate my mint. no mojito's for a while.
  11. is developing his theory of bad taste gardening.
  12. wants to be an astronaut.
  13. feels it's time to fire up the espresso machine again.
  14. chancellor tells us the regulatory system that led to global financial apocalypse is fine and doesn't need fixing. Tool. #fb
  15. 50 pull ups, 50 wall balls, massive blister. I'll stop now.
  16. needs to learn his lines.
  17. @monkeyhelpr lovely chrome, but how about epiphany-webkit?
  18. what king so strong can tie up the gall in the slanderous tongue?
  19. If you want super powers, get a job here http://bit.ly/XpKRj It's an accident waiting to happen.
  20. laughed so much that tears are now streaming down his face.