JiveTurkey
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@ LOL
6:23 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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@ She's getting ANOTHER tooth! Right next to the other ones on the bottom!
6:05 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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Most stressful thing about having a baby - not the vaccinations, not the teething: PACKING FOR A TRIP OH CHRIST IN A NIGHTIE.
5:51 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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The day is mine, Trebek.
9:03 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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@ He just leaves it blank, because he is way too busy and important for your email rules, WORLD!
9:18 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Dear Coworker Who Writes His Entire Emails In The Subject Line: This is grounds for getting a sucker punch to the nads.
8:37 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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@ True. Could have been "Daddy." Or "Sarah Palin."
11:36 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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I mean, after months of US repeating "Mommy," etc. She hears "backpack" once, and that's it? DID A BACKPACK PUSH HER OUT OF ITS VAGINA?
10:46 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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This just in: After months of repeating "Mommy," "Daddy," and "Kitty," the baby just said BACKPACK. WTF?
10:44 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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The ad on Pandora Radio featuring children singing "It's a Small World" makes me want to break someone's leg.
9:18 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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Come here, eggnog latte. I wanna make you feel beautiful.
5:40 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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@ YIKES. Will be thinking of you. Will build pipeline from Pgh to NYC and pour coffee through all day long.
2:01 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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The smell of baby formula makes me gag every time. EVERY TIME. Why doesn't it smell like vanilla milkshake like I always imagined?
11:30 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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@ I get that sometimes. Maybe dry weather? Or pollen? Or deadly flesh-eating throat herpes? (I always believe it is option 3.)
10:31 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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@ When there is only one footprint in the sand, that is when I am kicking you in the junk.
7:57 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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@ Ha! Definitely. "She Bangs" is also an acceptable answer.
7:11 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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@ Brilliant.
5:41 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Worst songs to have on the car radio while you're dying in a fiery crash: Rock Lobster,The Thong Song, anything by David Lee Roth
1:29 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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Pants zipper just broke at work. So glad I wore fucking bright orange underwear today.
11:26 AM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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@ A: OK to punch; more OK to want to slam his face into office microwave.
6:37 AM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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- Name JiveTurkey
- Location Pittsburgh, PA
- Web http://jiveturkey...
- Bio Some guys like to hit it & quit it, but Jive Turkey'd rather stay & play.
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