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  1. @hellamoet @cnaumann4 I do indeed know the answer. It will be delivered to you in an envelope full of black sand.
  2. You see a movie like "Ninja Assassin", you have certain expectations, but I didn't see a single ninja in that entire film. Very realistic.
  3. @hellamoet The only thing shitty about it is gonna be all the poop that flies out of the dismembered bodies due to OMG NINJA ATTACK (so yes)
  4. Not even Einstein's theory of relativity can explain the confirmed and true fact that the clocks in my office DO NOT FUCKING MOVE AT ALLLLLL
  5. Well, I know where my next $300 will be going. Crap. http://tinyurl.com/yaeng2q
  6. Just signed over the very last rent check. With any luck, the last rent check I'll ever write in my life.
  7. @cnaumann4 They usually only get the one. Then they spontaneously combust.
  8. @cnaumann4 A: "Hey guys, let's play one of MY songs!"
  9. @cnaumann4 Q: What did the drummer say right before he got kicked out of the band?
  10. @megan_m The soliloquy is sooo 16th century. He'd be all about the solilotxt.
  11. @megan_m Oh my. All I can say to that is, if William Shakespeare were alive today, he would be well over 400 years old.
  12. @windchains Yowza! That's a monster. I'm impressed.
  13. @windchains Sweet! What kind of Nikon?
  14. @cnaumann4 So you want to marry a guy who poses an abnormally high risk of spontaneous combustion? HAS SPINAL TAP TAUGHT YOU NOTHING WOMAN?
  15. @megan_m somTIN iz rotten n d st8 of Denmark
  16. @megan_m Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell / thou comest in such a questionable shape / that I will speak to thee: 'sup?
  17. Listening to a new Mike Doughty album is like putting on clothes fresh from the dryer. It is a delightfully warm and comforting thing.
  18. @ano_jisho Really? I'd give you the proper odds on that, but i can't do quantum mathmatics.
  19. @kataish http://tinyurl.com/yjrv428 http://tinyurl.com/yb2t3b3
  20. @kataish Police raids. Mass arrests. Human sacrifice. It's a clusterfuck.