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  1. @batsgirl sorry darling! oops. /shuffles away quietly
  2. @batsgirl or pay rates and get the full value of the laptop charged back to the business. Whichever works best
  3. @Brays_Cottage how are you going to get pies to Scotland by tomorrow? EEK
  4. hoorah! lace shawl for sister blocking as is the scarf for scotty.
  5. I thought I left home at 12.30 ish and just got back in. All I've done is the tesco shop and petrol. busy wet hell.
  6. got a lift home from the boss. It's tipping it down and poor Scotty is going to come in wet
  7. @simonpegg what are the best dog tricks you're training minie to do?
  8. I may just win today. NOw at point i should have started at this morning when it all went wrong. Still got a few extra bits to do though
  9. saw this yesterday but still find it goodly this morning: http://bit.ly/3K6c1c
  10. a backup failure for new computer. a hard disk failure. Coffee machine failure. internal telephone system failure.. Come on is that all?
  11. waiting for the next thing to go wrong... really not the best start.
  12. inhaling a half warmed up portion of two day old stew so I can bomb off to knit night as soon as possible.
  13. @serafinowicz zebra traffic
  14. @serafinowicz travel reports? and Please yes I'd love your voice on my voicemail for work, all serious. nobody would ever beleive me.
  15. @SetecAstronomy we'll selotape a cardboard nose on him later
  16. @SetecAstronomy You cant have one. Sorry. You chose Otis and Jasper and they are lovely pets. We cant have any more!! /evil mum
  17. @Roxy_Hart she'd better shut that huge mouth first. I still cant resist a bit of celeb bitching.
  18. image 2 of these celebs is a card board cutout placed in the jungle http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/...
  19. @DerrenBrown grapefruit seed extract actually dries the snot. If you're willing to try echinacea, you might as well try that too.
  20. @SetecAstronomy but they have the white one: http://bit.ly/1dpTRj