jish
Waiting for 6:30 to roll around so I can go get some drinks. "Dad's Night Out" in Cupertino. We'll be all over the police blotter tomorrow.
| @TBIT Gross reference to melting fruit. |
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| Of course, don't turn on the microwave!!! |
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| Test your microwave for leaks: put mobile phone in microwave, close door, use landline to call the mobile. If it rings, you've got a leak. |
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| Note from my wife: Banana is in the trunk. Please remove. |
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| I've resisted it for a long time, but today I finally removed someone from my address book who passed away years ago. |
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| Damn, I sent/received 1132 text messages last month. |
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| Nothing adds a touch of class to a Ferrari quite like a green pine tree air freshener. |
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| Still haven't organized apps on different home screens on my iPhone. I look like a dork flicking through screens trying to find iPint. |
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| Complaining about our company's stock price and lines/prices at our food court is the new black. |
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| There are plenty of lovely baby girl clothes in purple (of which we have many) ... but there aren't many baby girl shoes in purple. Argh. |
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| Surprisingly, apricot beer and wasabi almonds go quite nicely together. |
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| I am holding actual photographic prints in my hand. Feels nice. |
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| Shrinkage! |
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| I'm now a Wii tennis "Pro". Is this easily attainable, or am I just that frickin' awesome? |
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| Thanks to the great closet collapse of 2008, I've just reinforced 4 closets in our house. Damn, that took a long time. |
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| I've been moving the Roomba from room to room in my house. Man, vacuuming is exhausting </1st world whining> |
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| At this rate, I'll be short, fat and bald by the end of the year. Just great. |
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| No one told me it was "bring your exotic Italian supercar to work" day. Not that my Miata (yes, I still have it) would have fit in. |
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| Buying iTunes music over the air using an iPhone might be common for you, I tried it for the first time and I feel like I'm in the year 2020 |
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