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Now playing: @flargh's Ill-Advised Carnal Deviants at The Dodgy Hippo. More fake line-ups of fake bands at fake pubs to be announced soon!about 2 hours agofrom digsby
I'm the proud owner of a gorgeous bruise on the back of my knee. BUT! Our office is getting air conditioning!about 5 hours agofrom digsby
Here's hoping tomorrow's forecast includes at least 50% less FAIL and 10% more WIN.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Really? You're only going to wait 3 minutes for a response to your email before you call me? REALLY? THREE FUCKING MINUTES?12:22 PM Jul 14thfrom digsby
Creating PDFs is more fun when you say, "Makin' PDFs" like Dana Carvey says, "Choppin' broccoli."11:02 AM Jul 14thfrom digsby
Forgot my iPod (again), forgot to put Netflix movie in the mail, flea on my foot when I got up. Does a still-warm croissant counter it all?8:25 AM Jul 14thfrom digsby
I've sent 1669 text messages over the last 10 days. I might have a problem...7:03 PM Jul 13thfrom Tweetie
Oh my god. Do you know what I hate more than fleas? Fleas in my bedroom. Fucking goddamn shit ass whore motherfuckers. HATE. HAAAAAAAAATE.5:57 PM Jul 13thfrom Tweetie
