I'm pro-vinegar, pro-onions, pro-eggs.

Anyone know a good cooper? Favorite barrel broken.

So heartwarming that after all these years it's finally Newt's moment.

@bandwagonknick where are your recaps this season?

Looks like I'm the only one who made it to today's meeting of the shut-ins.

@Merrillmarkoe Thanks, Merrill! "Cool Calm & Contentious" is so great and tied with "It's My F----ing Birthday" as my favorite Markoe book.

@Merrillmarkoe that same book is on a shelf three feet to my left!

I’m a Brothers Johnson™ guy living in a Jonas Brothers™ world. (W/apologies to @wise_kaplan)

These 35-degree mornings remind me of the youthful winters I spent in Geneva, feeding pigeons with my dear aunt Hilde.

Tolstoy is a conversation killer on Omegle.

@stephenrodrick You win!

Usually hate the guy in front of me.

The CVS looks beautiful this time of year.

The Man Who Shot Santa Claus by @jimwindolf ✍ byliner.com/jim-windolf/st… via Essential Holiday reading!

Kids will have a merry digital Christmas. Nothing under the tree, but a lot of new stuff loaded onto computers, game players, and e-readers.

Eating a candy bar is a low prestige activity.

Foot pain ever since I got into this foot-hammering craze. Starting to connect the dots.

Surprised by the wacky outtakes at the end of the "Melancholia" credits.

Am now a grizzled veteran of the post office line. Breaking in the rookies, trading smokes for stamps, delivering babies.

Loose Ends: Panning Salon nyti.ms/ueyhPv