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  1. @JRCohen Oh that's right... Justine moved away and you sold out your Laphroaig. A shame, that's a wonderful, richly flavored Scotch.about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. @wendelldotme "Houston, we're shitting bricks." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to wendelldotme
  3. @JRCohen gives a free bottle of 15-year-old Laproaig single-malt Scotch to anyone who asks. #FactsAboutJRabout 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. Just watched the first part of Warehouse 13... It's 1/2 C X-Files, 1/4 C Jumanji, 1 tsp Fringe, with a pinch of Raiders and a dash of Myst.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. "That's it man! Game over man! Game over! ... Oh, wait... I got a free play. Never mind." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. "If it bleeds, we can hurt its feelings." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @davidherrold Dude, you're in fine form tonight.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to davidherrold
  8. "Oh shit!" -- Harpo Marx #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @neilhimself "But in Alabama, the Tuscatighta." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to neilhimself
  10. The dead rising from their graves! Human sacrifice! Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat living together! Mass hysteria! #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @corilyns Anywhere there's a camera and a microphone?about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to corilyns
  12. @davidherrold Pabst Blue Ribbon. That's awesome. Aqua Velvet?about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to davidherrold
  13. @AbbyNormal Good one!about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AbbyNormal
  14. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to experience slight discomfort. Nausea. Loss of appetite." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. "Go ahead. Make my lunch." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. @davidherrold You're too easy. Make a booze joke and you laugh. Like Pavlov's Dave ;-)about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to davidherrold
  17. "Open the liquor cabinet doors please, HAL" "Sure. Dave. Let us party." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. @dsilverman Both: g from an old Linksys WRT54G and n from my iMac (sharing the wired ethernet).about 13 hours ago from web in reply to dsilverman
  19. Just got an email from a Facebook friend that looks suspiciously like a denial of service attack.about 14 hours ago from web
  20. Good morning, twitterinos. New words in the MW dictionary: http://tinyurl.com/m3yzvm My favorite: sock puppet.about 21 hours ago from web