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jimtews

  1. At 16 tried to tell my mom I smelled like cigarettes because I was holding one for a friend while he was in the bathroom. #TweetYourFailures about 7 hours ago via web
  2. Got kicked off the pee-wee football team in middle school because I skipped practice to go see Free Willy. #TweetYourFailures about 7 hours ago via web
  3. I bought a dog when I was 21 and had to give it away to my mom less than a year later because I couldn't take care of it. #TweetYourFailures about 8 hours ago via web
  4. I have a horrible credit score, and no major appliances to show for it. #TweetYourFailures about 8 hours ago via web
  5. Most of my romantic relationships. #TweetYourFailures about 8 hours ago via web
  6. I took Algebra I three times. #TweetYourFailures about 9 hours ago via web
  7. I'm still not even halfway through my high school reading list. 2:48 PM May 30th via web
  8. For those of you wondering, I'm still watching #Girls. It's getting better, but I still wish it would stop. 8:35 AM May 30th via web
  9. I'm sure it says something specifically in out lease about doing this... instagr.am/p/LLkKSviqn_/ 11:42 AM May 28th via Instagram
  10. Happy Memorial Day! instagr.am/p/LLJb53iqpc/ 7:46 AM May 28th via Instagram
  11. Might break out my old Coast Guard uniform and wander NYC for fleet week. Give these young guys a glimpse into their horrid future. 11:12 PM May 27th via web
  12. @TheTomSibley that's a declaration of BBQ war where I come from. Don't stand for it. Fight back. Start playing "Wish You Were Here." 9:27 PM May 27th via web in reply to TheTomSibley
  13. @mulaney So many questions answered in so few tweets. 8:09 PM May 27th via web in reply to mulaney