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jimtavare

  1. That Beatles song is so Yesterday.
  2. Get on your 2 joke minimum. Im at @thelaughfactory Hollywood Fri at 8 and 12pm Sat
  3. @gentley1300 Has to be.
  4. Put these albums in order of preference Ace of Spades, Motorhead Paranoid, Sabbath, The Number of the Beast Iron Maiden
  5. @flufflogic @pennjillette It was last year actually.
  6. @DarrenCarter I was once stopped by a traffic cop who wrote down my exact weight and height just by looking at me sitting in the car
  7. Maybe Paul Chambers should have tweeted 'Only kidding" after his airport joke #twitterjoketrial
  8. @christinebarger I will make sure I do and thanks for the awesome, scary funny gig.
  9. @melissavpees No its the smell of sweat
  10. After a long sabbatical Im back in LA prepping some jokes @thelaughfactory toniight at 8pm
  11. So I went to local Farmer's market today and found William H Macey playing jazz guitar. Check out the tip bucket. twitpic.com/9ox6dk
  12. Farmers market right outside my door at #Yamishiro. Lets go meet some farmers
  13. Rory McIlroy said today: "I believe I can beat anyone in the world' Yeah, but only at golf!
  14. Hey America, I read if you feed Hummingbirds red nectar it destroys their kidneys. Just use 1 part sugar to 4 parts water
  15. @GaryRichardson1 Yeah. I went a bit quiet since her passing. Everything seemed so trivial by comparison. Hope you are well
  16. My whole website went down due to accent ague on the 'e'. Time to get rid. Sorry forefathers
  17. Yesterday the inventor of the TV remote died. They've only just found his body. It was stuck down the back of the sofa.