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jimtavare

  1. That Beatles song is so Yesterday. about 5 hours ago via web
  2. Get on your 2 joke minimum. Im at @thelaughfactory Hollywood Fri at 8 and 12pm Sat about 5 hours ago via web
  3. @gentley1300 Has to be. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to gentley1300
  4. Put these albums in order of preference Ace of Spades, Motorhead Paranoid, Sabbath, The Number of the Beast Iron Maiden about 18 hours ago via web
  5. @flufflogic @pennjillette It was last year actually. 12:53 PM May 28th via web in reply to flufflogic
  6. @DarrenCarter I was once stopped by a traffic cop who wrote down my exact weight and height just by looking at me sitting in the car 12:52 PM May 28th via web in reply to DarrenCarter
  7. Maybe Paul Chambers should have tweeted 'Only kidding" after his airport joke #twitterjoketrial 12:47 PM May 28th via web
  8. @christinebarger I will make sure I do and thanks for the awesome, scary funny gig. 9:30 AM May 27th via web in reply to christinebarger
  9. @melissavpees No its the smell of sweat 4:17 PM May 26th via web in reply to melissavpees
  10. After a long sabbatical Im back in LA prepping some jokes @thelaughfactory toniight at 8pm 8:52 AM May 26th via web
  11. So I went to local Farmer's market today and found William H Macey playing jazz guitar. Check out the tip bucket. twitpic.com/9ox6dk 9:53 PM May 24th via Twitpic
  12. Farmers market right outside my door at #Yamishiro. Lets go meet some farmers 6:06 PM May 24th via web
  13. Rory McIlroy said today: "I believe I can beat anyone in the world' Yeah, but only at golf! 9:57 PM May 23rd via web
  14. Hey America, I read if you feed Hummingbirds red nectar it destroys their kidneys. Just use 1 part sugar to 4 parts water 7:05 PM May 23rd via web
  15. @GaryRichardson1 Yeah. I went a bit quiet since her passing. Everything seemed so trivial by comparison. Hope you are well 2:25 PM May 23rd via web in reply to GaryRichardson1
  16. My whole website went down due to accent ague on the 'e'. Time to get rid. Sorry forefathers 12:17 PM May 23rd via web
  17. Yesterday the inventor of the TV remote died. They've only just found his body. It was stuck down the back of the sofa. 9:31 AM May 23rd via web