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  1. @rustyrockets I like you brand. Your a bit odd. Don't tell people about my pants though fella, that would be rude
  2. Wanted to watch qos bond film but pants Internet connection said it will take 7 hours to download. Pants pants pants.
  3. @SouthDownsSecur shuv the dog in the garden with the rain
  4. @SouthDownsSecur you would stand with your brothers in battle but would you dare argue with your wife ;-)
  5. @SouthDownsSecur respect. Do you have friends out there?
  6. i am missing something... coffee! i need a coffee
  7. @SouthDownsSecur http://bit.ly/T2DNt sad stats, news like this seems to be hidden in blog pages
  8. fantastic, its the weekend! Right now for some serious sitting on the sofa with the mac :-)
  9. @SouthDownsSecur the whole world stopped to hide behind the sofa
  10. @SouthDownsSecur you lonely fella?
  11. Okay. I'm gonna watch torchwood.
  12. Have you seen how many MJ videos are on YouTube? The RIAA will be upset.
  13. @RealBillBailey perhaps the tv was working and the tv stations had stopped working
  14. @ijustine try not editing, it must stop you relaxing, lie down, turn down the lights, gulp a mug of brandy and close your eyes, night night
  15. Vauxhall garage say my car will fail MOT :o( friend with his own garage laughed at the quoted prices. Sort it out Vauxhall or you will fail
  16. Cooler today. I am not a fan of the heat and my airconditioning (the car) unit is in for it's MOT. Hope the old girl passes.
  17. @BritishRT why rt that, it aint that funny?
  18. Just got the bikes back up and running. A short ride to get my arse used to the idea again and now I'm too hot
  19. @drtiki it's evening, but apart from that I'm fine
  20. @SouthDownsSecur its just the pizza, your not used to it. Have the beer, it will balance your lard levels