Jimski
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There is a spider in my room and I want to kill him, but at the same time I want him to like me.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Just got home; "Kids! It is I!" Neither one looks away from Powerpuff Girls. I perform "Benny and the Jets." No acknowledgment it happened.
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Signing off for now. Gonna go try and walk through my office wall.
about 2 hours ago
via web
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I just tried to participate by interjecting, "Yipes! Quack attack, huh?" No visible reaction or even a pause from the other person speaking.
about 2 hours ago
via web
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"Let me show you how to save e-mail." I've actually been online since- "First, go in here and click." Can you hear m- "A menu comes up."
about 2 hours ago
via web
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"Robert Shaw died before winning an Oscar for Jaws."-belief, every single word of it wrong,that slips back into my brain no matter what I do
about 4 hours ago
via web
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After decades on the streets, you wake one day to find a stranger eating off 80% of your face. Doctors think you'll make it. Good news? Bad?
about 4 hours ago
via web
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@ I imagine it relates to the terribleness of Vol. 1.
about 4 hours ago
via web
in reply to gobo
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Overheard nearby in rapid succession: "Ugh, I just got off the phone with Jay-Z's lawyer." "Blueberry scone, mothaf***a!"
about 5 hours ago
via web
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Someone I met once had the idea for that a couple years ago, and now it's in Entertainment Weekly.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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I can't explain to the uninitiated how surreal I find it to see this in the real world.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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Oh, no. It's lunchtime, and I forgot to bring anything to read... except the login to my entire digital collection! [winks at camera]
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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3) That probably only makes me laugh, but I don't care. While he was recovering, I gestured at my jeans: "These are my work clothes."
about 6 hours ago
via web
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2) I shared this development in the corporate world with my dad, and he looked at me like I pass out Mao booklets in front of Whole Foods.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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1) My company's got this green initiative going where they ask the menfolk to save millions of gallons of water by not shaving.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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Recipe for fun: "Hey, Midwesterners: in New York City, they're talking about taking away your right to drink a huge soda. Comment below."
about 8 hours ago
via web
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Youth is truly wasted on the young, you boys in my daughter's class where the girl-to-boy ratio is 6 to 1.
about 8 hours ago
via web
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I don't know what happened. I was walking along this rail in a huge clearing, there was this increasingly deafening noise over ten minutes..
about 9 hours ago
via web
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I feel awful that kid got hit by a train..but I can't quiet the voice in my head saying, "Where trains are going to be is never a surprise."
about 9 hours ago
via web
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"Would you like to search 1984-1988?" But... the internet didn't exist then. "Doesn't matter."
about 9 hours ago
via web
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- Name Jimski
- Location St. Louis, Missouri
- Web http://www.jimski...
- Bio iFanboy.com writer, TheDeceptionists.org podcaster, constant Twitterer, occasional nervous wreck
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