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Now I understand the constant postage rate increases http://yfrog.com/0kfq6j10:41 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Crazy lady in line in front of me at Fazoli's received a prophecy from god telling her grown son needed to try her church once. God told her10:13 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
Actually it is a Bob Ueker obcession But the long awaited Harry Doyle bobblehead has yet to be made so I had to settle for another character6:20 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
Which you will receive in 7-10 bussiness days via certified mail.6:13 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
see how well she does at posting fake tweets on under my name Posing as me hence forth all real tweets will start w/ a super secret password6:12 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
I'm am going to glue all of my wides fingers to her palms in a fist like configuration tonight while she sleeps.6:08 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
I'm jealous.6:05 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
I'm jealous.16:04 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
Look at my Rick Vaughn bobble head, yo. #awesome #mywifetypedthis http://yfrog.com/0jx74j6:03 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
I pull it off the trailer only to have it start right up on the first try. I tried right before loading it & nothing. WTF!5:35 PM Jun 21st from Tweetie
after waiting at the rest area for 5 hr for the trailer to come get me and the bike that stalled then making the 2 1/2 hr return trip....5:32 PM Jun 21st from Tweetie
Kick-ass seats! My wife, @Brandice is freaking awesome! http://twitpic.com/7i4dr4:21 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie
I think maybe @Brandice is not so hungry after all.... I wonder if ducks would rat chicken lo mein?4:51 PM May 31st from web
@Brandice I dont know much about the Internet but am fairly certain that facebook cannot have a stroke No brain no blood no heart no stroke4:37 PM May 31st from web
Should I be able to get this close to a duck? http://twitpic.com/6d6q43:33 PM May 31st from web
Stupid rain delay. Mother Nature's a whore! http://twitpic.com/634sg5:30 PM May 27th from Tweetie
How!? Hows it fucking possible for a baseball stadium concession stand to have run out of cooked hot dogs? Its the top of the 3 inning! How?4:50 PM Apr 24th from Tweetie
Leaked tape of Beyonce's ACTUAL singing from The Today Show... PRICELESS!!!!5:44 AM Apr 21st from Tweetie
All that game needed was an appearance by "A-Fraud" The Yankees what a crock of shit! Did they buy new imps to go with new park & players?4:41 PM Apr 19th from Tweetie
Replay is a joke! What a horrible call! Clear fan interference! What a sham, but what else can you expect in "The House That Roids Built"4:37 PM Apr 19th from Tweetie