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  1. B: " will you google shrimp to make sure it's a crustacean?"
  2. Just drove past a park & saw what appeared to be a pick-up game of cricket on the baseball field there. Cricket??? Seriously???
  3. What a great day in college football. Ohio State beat Penn State. AND those notre dame assholes lost to Navy! Domers suck!
  4. Either way the song blows!!!!!!!
  5. I can't spell I meant awful as in bad not aweful as in good. I'm an idiot.
  6. While at lunch: @Brandice: "I like this song." after I spent 20 min. bitching about how aweful the no. 1song in the country " fireflies" is.
  7. Going house hunting with my super hot wife who found my phone and is utilizing it for no good. Bwahaha.
  8. "the fresh value meal is in my soul. Forever & ever, oh" just one of the soon to be classic lines from the r&b song on the musac at subway.
  9. Got the philli radio feed on my phone, muted the tv and got the two synced up through the magic of dvr. Technology is great
  10. I was glad when Damon left the game so I wouldn't have to listen buck & McC suck him off anymore. But they may as well blow the whole team
  11. Joe Buck & Tim McCarver are fucking horrible! At least fox got rid of that plastic surgery disaster jeanne Zelasko.
  12. @Brandice is a liar. She most certainly NOT fighting crime. What the hell does she really believe that anyone is buying that horse shit?
  13. thinks Boost Mobile commercial with pigs eating ham is awesome. I really like bacon & whats betterthan bacon? Bacon stuffed bacon! Mmmmmmmm
  14. Just saw commercial for "Boondock Saints 2 - All Saints Day". Bad-Ass!
  15. Cliff Lee: complete game, 6 hits, 0 walks, 122 pitches, 0 earned runs & a couple of sweet catches. I sure am glad the Tribe traded that bum!
  16. Could your furniture be trying to kill you? Hear one woman's brave story of how she norrowly escaped an attack by her sofa. Tonight at 11:00
  17. This just in!!! @Brandice nearly drowns just moments ago, while sitting on our sofa in the living room. Details at 11:00.
  18. Hillbilly w/ mullet's sleeveless t: "I may not be mr right, bit I'll fuck you till he gets here." maybe it was free w/ his carton of Basics
  19. Can't figure out where my wife is, getting kinda worried.l
  20. I don't have any idea what "kac" meant apparently I tweeted against my will. I feel violated!