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@mbld77 Is gratuity a locksmithery perk? Did he bring you a beer and grate cheese over your new deadbolt? about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to mbld77
OH: "Blue balls is like a really bad red zone offense. Makes going home like kicking a field goal." about 7 hours ago from Echofon
Was glad to help@ceeelcee prepare for Artrageous tonight with a pitcher of margaritas on a patio downtown. about 9 hours ago from Echofon
@artlovemusic No idea. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to artlovemusic
Apparently every spa within 500 miles is booked solid today. No massage. Will try to get the same relaxation with wings, beer and football. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
Nashville! I need a massage. Today. Where should I go? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
"We went 11 months and 11 days without an incident." -Lane Kiffin. Almost ONE WHOLE YEAR without an armed robbery!!! HUZZAH Lanie!!! 6:18 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
RT @AmerigoWestEnd: In honor of @betheats making me blush, I will give five gift certs to the first five, non-previous winners, that DM me. 12:10 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
Kristofferson is a badass. 4:44 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
How does a person lose a pizza cutter. Lifecycle: Drawer>Pizza>Dishwasher>Repeat. #bachelor 3:48 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
I was going to make my first Twitter list, single dads. But I only know of a couple. I guess we're not having any BlogHer type conventions. 1:20 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
@brittneyg Well, of course you NEED a microscope, silly girl. How else are you going to look at very small things? 1:02 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck in reply to brittneyg
@brittneyg You can go to the microscope store and they will trade you a microscope for money. 12:29 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck in reply to brittneyg
@courtenayrogers That's a great strategy to turn a prospective client into an actual client. 8:23 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck in reply to courtenayrogers
@ellestar27 Just entering Nebraska. I don't think that's her real name. 5:17 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck in reply to ellestar27
@jeniferbarron remind me next Halloween that I want a Big Ben Sex Suit. 4:13 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
Watching espn with no sound. Headline: Big Ben Sex Suit. Someone has a clock fetish? 4:05 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
@bashville You didn't come see me when given the chance. Prepare for an appropriate passive-aggressive response. 1:57 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
Came across a military band playing Tennessee Waltz downtown by the capitol. I love Music City. 10:35 AM Nov 10th from Echofon
Having a conversation about dangling participles and boob jobs. Thought you should know, Twitter 9:32 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck

Name Jim Reams
Location Nashville
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Bio Freelance writer. Former ad agency VP. I like beer and football and cleavage and golf. I'm a single dad. Just trying to keep my daughter off the pole.