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tiffehr
Time from death announcement to first "pour one out" joke in memory of Robert Mondavi: 32 minutes.
about 9 hours ago
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caseycuddy
I am not lonely. I am socially underutilized.
about 10 hours ago
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gknauss
I don't think Keith Olbermann really means "sir" when he says it.
about 10 hours ago
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Ihnatko
Location-aware Twittering is nothing. The killer Twitter app can communicate how drunk you were when you posted something.
about 12 hours ago
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Moltz
Someone's learning a lesson the hard way tonight. I wish that were a euphemism for kinky sex, but it's just one for 4-year-old having a fit.
about 12 hours ago
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gruber
Hot holy Christ, is that cock on Favrd perfect or what.
about 14 hours ago
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speck
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
about 15 hours ago
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jasonvalalik
Ladies, do u really expect to lay out in ur bikinis and not have guys look? We haven't seen skin in 6 months. C'MON!!
about 16 hours ago
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Moltz
Working on my autobiography: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Webcockery, the John Moltz Story.
about 18 hours ago
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adelgadorey
My boss is emailing via iPhone whilst ostensibly at his bachelor party. That's got to be one boring stripper.
about 20 hours ago
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FarkerPeaceboy
Odd how many songs share names with my exes. Michelle, Beth, Lola, Bitch, Clover, Sussudio, Crimson, Longview, Jane, Longview (another one)
about 21 hours ago
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meowrey
What @buzz & I Did In Bed Last Night: Watched Ghostbusters & talked SQL, relational databases at 3 A.M. (So why he's a man I can COMMIT to!)
about 22 hours ago
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Moltz
Bush's speeches are now the intellectual equivalent of Slashdot comments. For Godwin and country.
about 22 hours ago
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twatson
Vampire Public Service Announcement: Seattle is no longer safe, I repeat Seattle is no longer safe.
about 22 hours ago
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buzz
Just got another inquiry about using one of my Flickr photos-this time from Playboy. Thinking of demanding an invitation to the mansion...
about 23 hours ago
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meowrey
Live, Collective Soul & Blues Traveler tour? Counting Crows, Hootie & Better Than Ezra should unite & get a whole Jem/Misfits dynamic going.
11:04 AM May 16, 2008
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fedge
All Brightkite has done for me so far is highlight how rarely I leave my apartment.
12:08 AM May 16, 2008
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magnetbox
This one is for @phillygirl who defended Rick Steves: http://tinyurl.com/369xgl
08:34 PM May 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
A TV without a TiVo is like a car without a steering wheel. That makes you watch commercials about erections.
08:21 PM May 15, 2008
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cleversimon
I'm not going to say white guys shouldn't rap. But white guys in cardigans? They shouldn't rap.
08:40 PM May 15, 2008
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