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  1. I must've been a good boy this year, Santa brought me a SousVide Supreme! about 18 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. My parents' church needs a new sommelier. That communion wine was awful. 6:21 PM Dec 24th from Birdhouse
  3. "Oh. Is he a Democrat?" Ah, holiday parties with your parents friends. 5:51 PM Dec 23rd from Birdhouse
  4. Went to meet the pigs from the farm providing our Christmas ham. Now infusing bourbon with bacon. Merry porkmas one and all! 3:37 PM Dec 23rd from Birdhouse
  5. This may be the year I make good on the threat to only visit people who live within Virgin America's flight paths. 11:13 AM Dec 22nd from Birdhouse
  6. If you weren't smart enough to get in the "expert traveler" lane at the beginning you, by definition, aren't. 6:24 AM Dec 22nd from Birdfeed
  7. On NJ Transit; I'm gonna see how many times I can say "fuggetaboutit" before I get my ass kicked. 10:17 AM Dec 20th from Birdhouse
  8. I agree with @buzz about the Chelsea Hotel: definitely a unique New York experience though not necessarily a great hotel. 8:51 AM Dec 20th from Birdfeed
  9. @phillygirl tonight was fun but February will be better. 11:25 PM Dec 19th from Birdfeed in reply to phillygirl
  10. If your girlfriend is sketched out about your hotel, best not to make references to the Torrance family. Forever and ever and ever. 10:12 AM Dec 19th from Birdhouse
  11. Man. Somebody stole my hat. 12:35 AM Dec 19th from Birdfeed
  12. At the Chelsea Hotel for the weekend on @buzz's recommendation 3:14 PM Dec 18th from Birdfeed
  13. If these Dickensian carolers wanted to stay authentic they wouldn't be in the Starbucks line. 6:35 AM Dec 18th from Birdhouse
  14. What color do I change my avatar to show my support for Twitter being hacked by the Iranian cyber army? 5:22 AM Dec 18th from Birdhouse
  15. She bought "light" eggnog, which I think means I get to add extra bourbon. 11:13 PM Dec 17th from Birdhouse
  16. Got an outlook reminder that my vacation starts in not soon enough hours 9:24 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  17. The folks at @bluefly_com came through with some rocking customer service today. I recommed them for your sartorial needs. 6:52 PM Dec 16th from Birdfeed
  18. Purell > kitchen sink (lemon soap) > bathroom sink (regular soap). Each a successive attempt to wash off the stank left by the previous. 3:43 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  19. You'll be happy to know that the internal tools Microsoft builds for itself are somehow worse than the software they build for you 9:41 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  20. My team got rocks glasses and bourbon for the holidays this year. Encouraging your employees to drink at work: LIKE A BOSS. 9:05 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie