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JimPubes

  1. Cool things to do with your time as an adult: scream "BRICKSQUAD!!" at pedestrians our the window of your cherry red Kia Soul. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. "Can I do a body shot off her?" awesome drunk girl at yah dude bar at last call. Answer was YES. God love jah bless Austin, TX. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @J_WELF eww your twitter smells like poor people about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to J_WELF
  4. Spent $10 on wifi that can't handle Netflix or HBO Go, & now this is the in flight movie. You win, American Airlines. twitter.com/JimPubes/statu… 3:09 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPad
  5. @chrisdcomedy seriously. Coulda slung em on bubbles depot carts. 9:27 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrisdcomedy
  6. @chrisdcomedy agreed. Even tho he's probably bigger than I am now, I wanna slap Kenard around so bad. 9:14 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrisdcomedy
  7. @chrisdcomedy dude its nuts. All day every day I'm like "oh shit, ____ from the wire is ____". Wanna do the full bmore tour at some point. 9:06 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrisdcomedy
  8. Also just learned that Stringer Bell has DJed opening for Skrillex and Deadmau5. In a godless world, this makes perfect sense. 8:59 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Without a doubt it's the first time boob related news has been a downer in my life. I have so far to go. 8:52 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'm sure I'm the only person just realizing this, but learning that Rack City is about titties and not stealing has been crushing. 8:52 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I never believed I could be as happy as I am right now listening to Dubstep versions of Smashmouth on the porch in a rainstorm. 6:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @dbuu currently trying to drink enough tooters to forget this. 6:30 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dbuu
  13. @dbuu @parkerarizona @adamgismondi yea but snacks that get you drunk are snacks so orange driver wins game over 9:32 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dbuu
  14. @TimmyCarraway yezzir beer 30 til death 7:34 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TimmyCarraway
  15. It's getting pretty fuckin real on the lakefront- blasting some Dave fireside, tooting our faces off, no end in sight. 7:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I am doing a great job annoying everyone by playing Type O - Christian Woman over and over but it's new to me and I was swimming so LAY OFF. 5:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. "This is the perfect song to murder someone to out here in the woods." - Mike Dikk on "Summer Breeze". Nice knowing you guys! 5:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Bio What The Fuck Is Restraint. Rexford born, Albany bred, landed in Brooklyn.
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