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LOLGOPJohn Edwards is only two or three wives away from caring about the sanctity of marriage as much as Newt, Trump and Rush.about 2 hours agovia TweetDeckRetweeted by JimPenny and 125 others
JesusWifeBREAKING NEWS FROM HEAVEN: Elizabeth Edwards Asks God to Punish John Since Jury Didn't; God Smiles and Says "Rielle Hunter"about 3 hours agovia TweetDeckRetweeted by JimPenny and 1 other
15 minute notice: The Edwards verdict is coming.about 6 hours agovia web
"@MeetingBoy Is murdering a coworker so that I don't have to hear their annoying ringtone considered self-defense?" Justifiable homicide.about 7 hours agovia web
@binker Debating suggests there's a chance someone will change a position or firm a position. I've not seen much evidence of that lately.about 23 hours agovia webin reply to binker
Boo and hiss on LinkedIn for not letting me type "Sh*t My Dad Says" in a book review. Simplistic fools guarding our delicate readers.2:42 PM May 30thvia web