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jimpaquette

  1. One glass of wine and I'm human again. I remember when coffee used to do that. 9:28 AM Mar 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Another Spring Break gig in Lauderdale. The girls get younger and younger. Eventually I'll be singing 80's songs to a fetus with a thong. 12:02 AM Mar 11th, 2011 via web
  3. New iPad is twice as fast as the last one. Now it can process in half a millisecond. 7:11 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web
  4. I was talking to a girl at the club last night. She told me she worked at Men's Wearhouse, I said "Hey! I worked at a warehouse!" 6:32 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web
  5. I'm joining twitter 9:42 AM Dec 31st, 2008 via web
  • Name jimpaquette
  • Location South Florida
  • Web http://www.callme...
  • Bio Few collage credits. Play Music. Stand Up Comedian. Song Writer. Husband. Funny when not Cranky.
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