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  1. Seattle cop called in and said the suspect in cop killings has been shot. Let's hope he's correct.
  2. On the set of Red Eye, where Bill Schulz is wearing the same shoes Henry Fonda died in. http://moby.to/9aykz1
  3. "Cabo Wabo", another monumental DUD by Van Halen. Jesus they have some terrible songs.
  4. RIP David Aaron Clark... (via @enterbelladonna). David was a sweet guy, I am sorry to hear this.
  5. Thanks, Boston, for great shows all weekend. Although, you should be thanking ME, since I was so terrific. Carolines in NYC this Thurs-Sun.
  6. I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/4Sku9E to listen to it
  7. I am one dessert away from needing a sports bra when I work out. I want to shave my fat torso down like a hunk of shawarma.
  8. @biga614 I stand corrected. This is the worst Tweet ever.
  9. @biga614 this is the worst Tweet ever.
  10. Don't forget- tomorrow night 2 shows at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston and next Thurs-Sat, Dec 3-6, Carolines in NYC (212) 757-4100.
  11. "Drop Dead Legs" by Van Halen is playing. What a GOD AWFUL fucking song. It's like the audio version of my spoiled milk farts.
  12. In the car on my way to Boston with Kenny. My farts are dreadful tonight.
  13. I'm amusing some youngsters by showing them how much my scrotum resembles a turkey neck. They're giggling and poking it with a stick.
  14. If there are raisins in the stuffing I'm going to flip the table over like DeNiro in Raging Bull.
  15. I have been walking around screaming GOBBLE GOBBLE into the faces of unsuspecting elderly people all day.
  16. People who say 'to you and yours', or refer to Thanksgiving as 'turkey day' should be immidiately decapitated.
  17. I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/5b1Ang to listen to it
  18. Quick reminder- doing the Stress Factory, two shows, tonight only. (732) 545-HAHA.
  19. According to Colin, I look like a retarded kid trying to do a Michael Jackson tribute. Very hurtful. http://moby.to/g4s6n2
  20. Colin Quinn thinks he looks handsome in this hat. Colin Quinn is an ass. http://moby.to/e9wvr5