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JimNorton

  1. @JamesSmithComic Hey man how are you? Haven't seen you in forever 3 minutes ago via web
  2. @RobPwhitney I said defunding these other countries is a START. I was talking about how we waste money. Don't misquote me. about 1 hour ago via web
  3. It's no coincidence Mayor Bloomberg is banning sugary drinks but not salty ones. #ThreeTermSpoiledBrat about 12 hours ago via Echofon
  4. I dreamt I was going to be a father, and I was bummed it wasn't with a girl I cared about. I woke up feeling like a douchebag. about 14 hours ago via web
  5. NYC is trying to ban the sale of large sodas, but not large beers. Once again, Aunt Bloomberg thinking for everyone else. Elitist asshole. about 14 hours ago via web
  6. Saw the pics of the face biting victim in Miami. Eerily familiar to the attack that happened in Connecticut a few years ago. about 21 hours ago via Echofon
  7. @vonsuch Jesus man as many horrible things as I write, can't I tweet ONE nice thing? 8:21 PM May 29th via web in reply to vonsuch
  8. Robin Quivers went in for surgery, does anyone know how she is? She's a nice woman, I like her a lot. 8:09 PM May 29th via web
  9. . @sebastianbach Your last tweet made me wish I went running instead of eating pretzels with mustard like a fat-faced idiot. Tomorrow! 8:06 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to sebastianbach
  10. I hope this horrible cunt of a woman is attacked by someone whose breath smells like bath salt. tinyurl.com/7g7x6fj 8:00 PM May 29th via web
  11. Miami face biter has been ID'd. Friends are shocked, insisting he was always such a 'fussy eater '. Funeral next week, buffet to follow. 5:16 PM May 29th via Echofon
  12. With @LadyStarlightNY after taping on Ozzy's Boneyard. Airs tonight 9pm I LOVE Lady Starlight. instagr.am/p/LNzIiVsovD/ 8:37 AM May 29th via Instagram
  13. RT @TheRevAl: We are at NAN Atlanta office. --What does NAN stand for? I've come up with something that is undoubtedly incorrect. 9:35 PM May 28th via Echofon
  14. Frank McRae SCREAMING at Nick Nolte in 48 Hours. One of my favorite characters in movie history. instagr.am/p/LMhrF3MoqC/ 8:39 PM May 28th via Instagram
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