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  1. Seattle cop called in and said the suspect in cop killings has been shot. Let's hope he's correct. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. On the set of Red Eye, where Bill Schulz is wearing the same shoes Henry Fonda died in. http://moby.to/9aykz1 5:55 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  3. "Cabo Wabo", another monumental DUD by Van Halen. Jesus they have some terrible songs. 6:04 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  4. RIP David Aaron Clark... (via @enterbelladonna). David was a sweet guy, I am sorry to hear this. 10:47 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  5. Thanks, Boston, for great shows all weekend. Although, you should be thanking ME, since I was so terrific. Carolines in NYC this Thurs-Sun. 10:46 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  6. I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/4Sku9E to listen to it 5:46 PM Nov 28th from API
  7. I am one dessert away from needing a sports bra when I work out. I want to shave my fat torso down like a hunk of shawarma. 4:22 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  8. @biga614 I stand corrected. This is the worst Tweet ever. 12:35 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to biga614
  9. @biga614 this is the worst Tweet ever. 12:35 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to biga614
  10. Don't forget- tomorrow night 2 shows at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston and next Thurs-Sat, Dec 3-6, Carolines in NYC (212) 757-4100. 12:33 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  11. "Drop Dead Legs" by Van Halen is playing. What a GOD AWFUL fucking song. It's like the audio version of my spoiled milk farts. 10:23 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  12. In the car on my way to Boston with Kenny. My farts are dreadful tonight. 9:43 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  13. I'm amusing some youngsters by showing them how much my scrotum resembles a turkey neck. They're giggling and poking it with a stick. 12:53 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  14. If there are raisins in the stuffing I'm going to flip the table over like DeNiro in Raging Bull. 12:27 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  15. I have been walking around screaming GOBBLE GOBBLE into the faces of unsuspecting elderly people all day. 12:21 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  16. People who say 'to you and yours', or refer to Thanksgiving as 'turkey day' should be immidiately decapitated. 12:11 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  17. I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/5b1Ang to listen to it 1:32 PM Nov 25th from API
  18. Quick reminder- doing the Stress Factory, two shows, tonight only. (732) 545-HAHA. 1:08 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  19. According to Colin, I look like a retarded kid trying to do a Michael Jackson tribute. Very hurtful. http://moby.to/g4s6n2 7:38 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  20. Colin Quinn thinks he looks handsome in this hat. Colin Quinn is an ass. http://moby.to/e9wvr5 7:33 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  • Name Jim Norton
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  • Bio This is my Twitter account. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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