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  1. I'm going to start a new site called ComplainAboutYourLifeBook. Judging by my Live Feed, it'll be a hit.
  2. @jayandjack Mark shoots Dmitri in his FF because in that future, Dmitri was working with the 3 Star people (not FBI)
  3. You can't judge a book by its cover. Unless the cover says "Ann Coulter." Then, you're probably pretty safe.
  4. RT @sk88z: NHL 10 3rd Jersey Code - http://www.easports.com/blogs/inthecrease/post/slug/third-jersey-code
  5. http://bit.ly/4qmzf3 New article: Fox News: Glenn Beck's Movie Sells Millions of Tickets
  6. #FF political/pol. com. @nprpolitics @pourmecoffee @OTOOLEFAN @maddow @politifact @shannynmoore @SarahPalinUSA
  7. #FF writer @jchutchins @briggsb @billdoty @TwitVOR @diablocody @ThatKevinSmith @joethepeacock yep, eclectic enough ;)
  8. @jchutchins From my experience reading political trolls, it's usually the level of obsession by reader, not obvious joking by writer ;)
  9. @jchutchins re: yesterday's Dr. Who tweets: Ultimate Geek Troll ;)
  10. @OTOOLEFAN @SarahPalinUSA What's the difference between a hockey mom and a real politician? Facebook!
  11. @jayandjack Who sent the txt to Olivia that Mark was "loaded, ok?!" in his FF? Someone we haven't seen who was there during Mark's FF
  12. @OTOOLEFAN If they invent the wheel, we can only hope that Jesus will take it
  13. I have to confess. I had sexual relations with Tiger Woods. US Weekly may contact me at thefakenews@gmail.com
  14. @pourmecoffee Never mind, I found the picture. http://bit.ly/8tBp7M
  15. @SarahPalinUSA Don't you mean to say you're on an Airbus?
  16. RT @omg_wth: Just in! Tiger crashed his SUV in a rush moving to the 2nd Hole.
  17. http://bit.ly/8tBp7M New article: Obama Changes Afghanistan Strategy: Surge Now Consists of One Sleeping Cadet
  18. @OTOOLEFAN @pourmecoffee Do either of you know where I can find a pic of sleeping cadet from Pres speech? Need for article Thanks
  19. Does anyone have a screencap of the sleeping cadet? If so, please send it my way
  20. Is it too much to ask that a military cadet can stay awake for a half hour when the freaking President is addressing them?