jimmysnatch
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The only sandwich I want made consists of you, me & the wall.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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If you tell me to "chillax," I will "chillstab" you and "chillaugh" while you bleed to "chilldeath."
7:14 AM Oct 5th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
3:50 PM May 28th
via dlvr.it
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I bet when Nascar's not in town fans hang out at the mall watching speed walkers do laps around the food court.
12:01 AM May 25th
via web
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I don't have Hope… she ran off with Charity, Faith and Grace… leaving me alone with Chastity and Karma.
6:02 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm awesome. You're awesome. What's to debate? Why aren't your pants off yet?!
3:38 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Never date anyone who was never even committed enough to finish an entire game of Monopoly.
2:00 PM May 18th
via web
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I'm not a loner, I'm just allergic to human interaction.
1:37 PM May 18th
via Favstar.FM
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Be confident. It's the new sexy.
10:42 AM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Knowing is better than wondering, waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure beats the hell out of never trying.
11:15 AM May 14th
via HootSuite
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My super power is having sex with questionable women and dodging every kind of STD
11:50 AM Apr 2nd
via web
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People still watch American Idol?
5:54 PM May 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If loneliness is indeed contagious,
should we not keep ourselves away from other people to stop its infection?
5:06 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPad
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Connect beyond the fear. Beyond the skin, the race, the religion, the gender. Connect. And you'll be kept warm in your vulnerability.
4:33 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you sneak into my room and murder my alarm clock tonight, I'll get rid of the body.
12:11 AM May 9th
via Favstar.FM
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When somebody says 'it won't happen again.' Make sure it doesn't; by never talking to them again.
6:41 AM May 8th
via Favstar.FM
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I can mind my own business like nobody's business.
2:02 PM May 9th
via Favstar.FM
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If you use your kids in a commercial for your business, I will show up and take a shit right in front of your establishment.
7:51 PM May 8th
via Favstar.FM
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Commercials about butter spreads where it's half an inch thick on toast and the girl eats it with a smile is the REAL mommy porn.
8:49 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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A high-five after sex says it all.
8:15 AM May 7th
via TweetDeck
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- Name Jimmy Snatch
- Location Baton Rouge
- Bio Sarcastic motherfucker just looking for shits and giggles. I also adore your navel.
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