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@maureenjohnson Frankenstein's Monster in a Nehru jacket wearing a Nixon mask. #letsdressacreature 17 minutes ago from web in reply to maureenjohnson
@stickynoteblog It's all I can do to stop from succumbing to impotent Christmas Rage. 26 minutes ago from web in reply to stickynoteblog
Wait, it's going to take SEVEN DAYS to ship my package from INSIDE THE CITY? How is it arriving? By legless retard donkey? 38 minutes ago from web
@oilybohunk7 She was on a web series called "My Alibi" earlier this year. I was honestly glad to see her anywhere. about 2 hours ago from Echofon in reply to oilybohunk7
Halloween: A deranged killer is arrested and placed in a mental institution. #backwardsmovies about 2 hours ago from web
@gusandrews Actually, I think that one worked out pretty well. :) about 2 hours ago from web in reply to gusandrews
The Graduate: A young man enters graduate school and joins the track team. #backwardsmovies about 2 hours ago from web
Star Wars: The creation of a moon-sized space station causes a young warrior to abandon his mentor and pursue farming. #backwardsmovies about 2 hours ago from web
@gusandrews I'll try and copy them off the tape tonight and make a compilation for you. There's a crazy 90s Pepsi ad. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to gusandrews
Dude, the commercials on this Home Alone VHS are totally insane. about 3 hours ago from web
@moonheids Wow, you shook some awesome childhood memories loose. I was fascinated by the chimney-elevator at Grove Park when I was seven. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to moonheids
Everyday I write the book. Ask me anything about it. http://www.formspring.me/jimmyrabbitte about 14 hours ago from web
@NerdNY I saw that! Finally an accurate portrayal of TV's least-interesting character. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to NerdNY
@meekakitty Welcome to the new-law New York. Back in the 90s I could get into bars at 14. Now? I look old, and they card me all the time. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to meekakitty
@cupcakefiend Tea and Food Network seems like an excellently relaxing Friday. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to cupcakefiend
Okay, off of Twitter before I see any more Fail-with-a-capital-F. You may reach me on my private line if you need me! about 15 hours ago from web
@notveryraven I'll tell ya, don't let anyone tell you they have the right answer. I know I sure as heck don't. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to notveryraven
@notveryraven The whole thing makes my head hurt. Like fellow Christians who refuse to acknowledge that science and faith are compatible. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to notveryraven
@notveryraven Yes. It's the one he put on his Kenyan birth certificate. (BECAUSE ALL BLACKS ARE FROM KENYA, AMIRITE!!!) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to notveryraven
Hey, you know what's way more terrifying than Global Warming? Global Cooling. That's the one we absolutely cannot survive. about 15 hours ago from web

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Bio Amateur Christian, dilletante scientist. Maker of old media, purveyor of new. Made of Win.