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  1. Anyone know Al Pacino? Planning a HEAT marathon on January 1st in the common living area of my downtown LA loft, and I'd like his company.
  2. Today is my birthday!!!! GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!!!!!!!
  3. GLORIA IN EXCELSIS!!!
  4. I wish Krysztof Kieslowski directed the real movie about me. He wouldn't have made me a villain.
  5. @Adam_Popovich I'm trying.
  6. @annayvette You think I'm a hero, right?
  7. Maybe. BUT I'M A HERO, GODDAMMIT!! RT @Julian_King: @jimmypistol Villains are the most interesting, no? If "no," then yes, sue immediately.
  8. I WILL! I just wish Johnny Cochran was still alive. He'd crush these bitch producers in court. RT @Shmoemusic: @jimmypistol sue immediately!
  9. @annayvette Villains get more money? I suppose that's an upside. But I already have money. I just want to be a hero.
  10. Just saw rough cut of real movie about me. I've been painted as some sort of villain. Should I wait until it plays out or sue immediately?
  11. Why isn't there a song called JIMMY PISTOL on David Byrne's album, FEELINGS???
  12. Did I get this for being a good cop? Or did I get this for being shot in the face?
  13. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Daniel Plainview today.
  14. Hey guys. I'm the great composer Antonio Vivaldi today! Feels good.
  15. Today, I'm French, hanging out on the French Riviera with some blonde French bitches who love me. It's very le cool!
  16. Today I'm related to Phil Collins. (He's my uncle.)
  17. Dress up like Santa, exchange gifts with dog, watch THE SHINING. RT @davef85: @jimmypistol what sorts of things do you do for the holidays?
  18. Interesting! I can't argue with that. RT @Drakonskyr: @Jimmypistol more in the Godfather; imposing, commanding, and determined to rule.
  19. I'd have been an amazing 5th Beatle.
  20. Been thinking... Am I more like Brando in APOCALYPSE NOW or THE MISSOURI BREAKS?