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  1. Sarah Palin, outcome 1: she runs for president/VP Sarah Palin, outcome 2: she turns into Elizabeth Hasslebeck
  2. Alaska is soon to be a ship without a rudder. ...Actually, more like a car without a DVD player.
  3. Which makes me wonder if I'm due for a change of careers...
  4. So far this week, some of the top peopel in the CU industry have questioned my sex, my existance, my role in a murder, and my snarkiness.
  5. LOCAL (for me, anyway) Woman shot in front of Apple store in Clarendon. http://bit.ly/DkvlJ
  6. @CU_Ninja Haha too true. Nice to know you, Sr. Ninja
  7. @rshevlin @mmpartee Hey hey HEY....I'll have BOTH of you know I'm followed by some of the classiest fake co-eds on the web.
  8. I knew about CU_Ninja a while back. I ignored him in favor of @cuwarrior. I DON'T CUT AND RUN.
  9. Chipotle's kinda like sushi, right?
  10. @JillNow This mug of coffee has seen its last sunrise #reruntweet
  11. @morrischris That's because you have good priorities.
  12. @abigvictory Sweet.
  13. @JillNow Yeah, when's he gonna drop that and take up a gambling habit and start smoking? It's what I did, and lookit me! *cries*
  14. @abigvictory Awesome, thanks! Also - you were online for ten seconds yesterday, I DAHSED to the XBox to switch to L4D. Alas, too late.
  15. @abigvictory If you've ever had to have that done to your dog, you'll understand why they bothered with the "Worse" in the title.
  16. Anyway...got bored doing that. No more @reruntweets from me. Instead, I'm fascinated by the disgusting nature of this diet lemonade.
  17. @mmpartee although, frankly, @morrischris is a pretty solid Dad. Waffles? Come on.
  18. @mmpartee @morrischris is still reeling from that SLAM that @jillnow threw on him. By implying he's a fun dad with good times.
  19. @mmpartee Yeah, well Snarky Morriss, Regular Morriss, @morrischris , whoever you are... Now I'm DOUBLING my rerun tweets. YOU HAPPY!?!?
  20. .@mmpartee just Twitter-kissed me, and even if it WAS sarcastic, I need my lawyer.