jimmyhammond
- Official First Day of Summer! YAY! Time to CELEBRATE! (and by celebrate, I mean do the same thing I do every other day of the year)6:12 AM Jun 22nd from web
- Trying to finish Sunday prep tonight before I leave for Grapevine tomorrow. Reason #346 I need a personal jet.5:49 PM Jun 19th from web
- Drew Carey is on Twitter @TPIRhost. Drew, if you're reading this, WLIIA was the one of the greatest shows to ever air on American TV.7:41 AM Jun 19th from web
- @KFAQ shouldn't that be "Government could give $4500 of THE TAXPAYERS OWN MONEY back to them towards the purchase of a new car"?7:29 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to KFAQ
- I feel the need to get in touch with my inner militant. Think I'll head over here: http://www.oklahomafullauto... How awesome is THAT!?6:01 AM Jun 18th from web
- Like Star Trek IV, this should never have happened. http://bit.ly/6LKON1:27 PM Jun 17th from web
- For the second day in a row, I am Captain Croc-N-Sock. Comfort, you are a narcotic.7:29 AM Jun 17th from web
- The girls just woke up from their nap. And by nap, I mean going down for the night. Thankfully I have some leftover Lortabs.6:57 PM Jun 16th from web
- @actionchick sorry for the delay (been out of pocket a bit) but thanks for the props on my bio!6:28 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to actionchick
- I just found out that there really ISN'T cocaine in Red Bull. Anybody need a couple pallet loads of energy drink?1:38 PM Jun 16th from web
- Not only is my "croc + socks" combo fashionably atrocious, the shoes are just plain ugly. I think the box listed the color as "mistake".1:03 PM Jun 16th from web
- @Schmantao is the Core of Engineers like the Corps of Engineers?9:01 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to Schmantao
- Starting cup of coffee #4. Check that.. finishing cup of coffee #4. My regards. You were a bean well brewed.8:37 AM Jun 16th from web
- I'm wearing fake-Crocs from Mal-Wart with socks. Slightly less lame than the Birkenstock/Sock combo, but not by much.6:46 AM Jun 16th from web
- @SuccessBooks I didn't actually choose you (at first), Tweepme did. But, when i checked out your site, it looked legit and interesting.6:41 AM May 5th from web in reply to SuccessBooks
- Hard day at work. Probably had 2000 combined clicks/keystrokes between my keyboard and my mouse. How I long for the plow.4:25 PM May 4th from web
- @owassoreporter That truck driver is having ONE BAD MONDAY!4:18 PM May 4th from web in reply to owassoreporter
- RT myself.... with corrections: In an "Old Skool Hip Hop/Rap mood today. One of those things that makes you go "Hmmmm". It's tricky.10:48 AM May 4th from web
- In an "Old Skool Hip/Hop Rap" Pandora today. Can't explain... It's Tricky.10:45 AM May 4th from web
- @douggregg What are you doing!? Mothers day isn't until NEXT week!11:22 AM May 1st from web in reply to douggregg
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- Name Jimmy Hammond
- Location Owasso, OK
- Web http://fatguyinal...
- Bio Raised by a pack of Sea Monkeys, I am the sole survivor of my species: The Cubiclesquatch.
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