jimmydjjr
- YouLookGreat, Nick_Nolte, fireland, and DrinkingForTwo are the consistently funniest accounts I follow. Got any more suggestionsy'all?#humorabout 7 hours ago from web
- didn't watch UFC 100 but did catch the post-fight interview with Brock (HT @mcuban). Hilarious. Bud's good for nothing but headaches anyways3:37 PM Jul 12th from web
- is annoyed by the mindless networkers on Twitter. That, and softcore porn stars that want me to check their site to see mediocre twat.9:55 AM Jul 3rd from web
- @DrRobD You are not alone. I aloe after every shower, and I'm in the Deep South where you can get lynched for such effete activity.2:02 AM Jun 29th from web
- has a site now (jimmydjjr.typepad.com). Haven't posted yet because I'm too hungover to write something that wouldn't fucking suck.7:33 PM Jun 28th from web
- @jeffardy I was chugging a Lo-Carb Monster and headbanging to Slayer at 5 AM this morning. That's even hardcorer than milk abuse.6:51 AM Jun 26th from web
- Woke up in a construction zone this morning. I'm not involved with construction in any way. @nick_nolte Get on your game bitch.12:12 PM Jun 20th from web
- @jeffardy I feel less self-conscious about having a Twitter account now that I know a single person on here that I've actually met.12:11 PM Jun 20th from web
- had a Wednesday night of whiskey and Gran Torino. Still drunk. Bobbing my head to Gucci Mane and studying Chemistry. Life's alright.5:18 AM Jun 18th from web
- is feeling motivated. Saw 3 pendejos drinking on their porch at 7:45 AM, made me feel insecure about my own sobriety. Drink time. Franzia?11:13 AM Jun 14th from web
- @thelastpsych Great update. The dynamic of one side of my family is completely fucked because of exactly that (verbal abuse).6:44 AM Jun 14th from web in reply to thelastpsych
- enjoys running sprints across Pride Field. I like to imagine other students are watching in awe as I glide across the field at a moderat ...2:08 PM Jun 13th from Ping.fm
- is starting his morning off with a flax-seed laden protein shake and stale Wendy's chili. Breakfast of champs, should throw in some vodka.9:20 AM Jun 13th from web
- @Nick_Nolte Dude do you need a drinking buddy? I think I've got some Taaka and Quaaludes.12:38 PM Jun 12th from web in reply to Nick_Nolte
- is sitting on a piss-stained couch and studying Chemistry. My tummy hurts. Fascinating tweet, huh?11:19 AM Jun 12th from web
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- Name Jimmy Dale Johnson
- Location Hattiesburg
- Web http://jimmydjjr....
- Bio I can't think of 160 chars. to convince you of how hip and edgy I am.
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