jimmydjjr
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That nasty concrete headbutting incident on Friday. If they try to shylock my rotgut liquor funds away there will be blood.
9:21 AM Sep 20th
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Is sitting in Forrest General, waiting and hoping for an explanation as to why his eye socket has been steadily filling with blood since
9:21 AM Sep 20th
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went from lying in bed with two beautiful redheads to sipping White Zin and listening to Gorilla Zoe by himself. ???????????????????????????
12:35 AM Sep 4th
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drinkin' wine, listening to hateful rap at loud volumes, ready to go to the bar. Not sure where I'll sleep or how drunk I'll be for class tm
7:33 PM Aug 18th
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@ strategy thang y'all got going.
3:43 PM Aug 13th
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@ Watched one of her classics the other day. Great idea. Plus it'd go with the whole piss-off-the-watch-dogs-as-a-marketing-
3:43 PM Aug 13th
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in reply to bill_dawes
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@ (Physiology geek time.) How has intensive weightlifting for years on end affected your bone density and connective tissues?
5:32 PM Aug 6th
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@ I still remember the Southern Miss workshop, which is amazing since I can't remember shit. Buying PU books for the frat's john.
8:23 PM Aug 3rd
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@ 've. Still a prick sometimes. Too much fun to let go of all self-absorption.
11:52 AM Aug 1st
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@ Since I'm on a roll of thanking authors for quality books, thanks for "The Mirror Effect." It's helping me de-narcissize. Well, kind
11:51 AM Aug 1st
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@ Just finished *Create Your Own Economy*. Great read. Randomly felt like tweeting that nerdy ass shit.
10:19 AM Aug 1st
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@ take a figurative look in the mirror before jiggling their way to the elevator instead of considerately burning some calories.
2:33 PM Jul 31st
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@ I thought shrinks were supposed to be all empathetic and shit. I would surmise that fatass mouthbreathers generally don't
2:32 PM Jul 31st
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Is dookieing in a stall where the graffiti consists of math equations, star wars quotes, and poorly drawn dongs. Dongs on skateboards. Wtf?
12:02 PM Jul 28th
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@ I think I've found a new way to burn my spare time: registering needlessly offensive Twitter accounts. @ Brilliant.
10:30 AM Jul 26th
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@ Kindred souls with way too much free time and an affinity for tweeting, which is a word that I feel emasculated to use.
5:42 PM Jul 24th
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@ Could simply be Twitter depriving me of the e-validation of knowing that random people on the Internet glaze over my tweets.
8:53 AM Jul 24th
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@ Lost 12 yesterday. Could be my implying that Matt Damon's a fan of murder porn.
8:53 AM Jul 24th
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in reply to DarrenDaulton
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@ Concrete predictions on how emerging technologies will affect the world economy (or just US's) in 5-10 years?
10:05 AM Jul 23rd
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@ Daughter doing porn. At least then you can attempt to heal the emotional/psych wounds, and/or murder her co-stars with a pole ax.
9:47 AM Jul 23rd
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- Name Jimmy Dale Johnson
- Location ÜT: 31.325122,-89.334034
- Web http://jimmydjjr....
- Bio I can't think of 160 chars. to convince you of how hip and edgy I am.
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