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jimmycarr

  1. Here I am seeing @birbigs with @ericstonestreet on a Sunday night lockerz.com/s/210554745
  2. I'm going to go & see @birbigs AKA Mike Birbiglia Sunday at 9.30 in Soho. Anyone else coming? tinyurl.com/859p3qa
  3. If you like '8 Out of 10 Cats' & you're in tonight at 9pm then I have wonderful news.
  4. Kapow! There will be geeks & nerds in Islington this weekend. See you Sunday if you like comic books. bit.ly/wjPMJ2
  5. Secret Eaters is on C4 at 8pm tonight. Classic dieting quote “but I had salad on me kebab”. I'm going to watch it whilst eating pizza.
  6. At 9pm on C4 there's a brand new '8 Out of 10 Cats' with @RachelRileyRR @justinmoorhouse & The Hoff. Let me know what you make of it.
  7. @Just_For_Laughs launches the 2012 festival today. If you've not been I'd strongly recommend a Canadian Vacation hahaha.com/montreal
  8. At 9pm tonight on C4 there's a brand new episode of '8 Out of 10 Cats'. My favourite bit is Sean's beautiful rendition of The Script songs.
  9. @birbigs is coming to London 15th & 26th May. I can't recommend him highly enough. See you there. tinyurl.com/7ezlkrr.
  10. All over TV tonight - driving F1 cars & injuring myself on League of Their Own on Sky at 9pm. Then at 11pm on C4 '8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut'
  11. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4 the brand new series of 8 Out of 10 Cats starts. Then I've got a half hour off & I'm on Chatty Man with Alan.
  12. If this drought goes on any longer we're going to run out of umbrellas.
  13. RT: A man who took Ryanair to court after losing his luggage has lost his case. Am I jet-lagged or is that funny?
  14. Right then, I'm back from a little break. A new series of '8 out of 10 Cats' starts this week & my "Gagging Order" Tour kicks off.
  15. Good luck to my friends @Marussia_F1Team at the Grand Prix in Shanghia, China. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre like its stolen.
  16. I see North Korea messed up their rocket launch. Come on guys it's not brain surgery.
  17. Is that link working now? It takes a minute to sign the petition & it really is a disgrace there not helped more given the work carers do.
  18. If you think maybe families caring for disabled children deserve even more money. bit.ly/HGpQ2H
  19. RT @SDDowns: I get carers allowance for looking after 1 of my 2 disabled children. It was tough deciding which one not to care for...
  20. If you think maybe families caring for disabled children deserve even more money. epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/799