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My new coffee makes my pee smell like Cheerios. Plus or minus? I can't decide. about 5 hours ago from txt
Ok well...i don't see what's stopping you from having fancy pants twitter updates, @calesbales. 6:25 PM Nov 28th from txt
@calesbales ...do you have unlimited texts? 5:08 PM Nov 28th from txt
@calesbales uhhh...told you to bring me some! I'm at ray ray's grading book reports 3:27 PM Nov 28th from txt
@calesbales bring me some starfucks!!! 2:36 PM Nov 28th from txt
Who's cocky now??? #gogamecocks !! 12:28 PM Nov 28th from txt
GO COCKS GO!!! #gogamecocks 11:22 AM Nov 28th from txt
Fixed my GPS by going about it backwards! Thank you @calesbales! You helped without helping! 10:08 AM Nov 28th from txt
In the dark you tell me of a flower that only blooms in the violet hour. 7:17 PM Nov 27th from txt
@calesbales there's a red camel on hwy 5?? Must not be on the way to lancaster lol 1:09 PM Nov 27th from txt
Thank you Google Maps for saving me from certain frustration, confusion, and devastation. Right now, you're my salvation. 9:25 AM Nov 26th from txt
@calesbales that's what she said 11:50 AM Nov 25th from txt
I love typing "why are th" into the google search bar without pressing enter and looking at the suggestions that come up lol 9:30 AM Nov 24th from txt
@calesbales OH THE HUMANITY 12:20 PM Nov 21st from txt
THIS JUST IN: i'm going to be a cowboy for christmas next year lol 3:53 PM Nov 15th from txt
THIS JUST IN: I'm getting a bicorn from my girlfriend for xmas!!!!! 5:52 PM Nov 14th from txt
@williamsledd how about Her Majesty Lady William?? Or is that even possible? 3:50 PM Nov 10th from txt
Secretly I want to bury in the yard the grave remains of a friendship's start. 2:04 PM Nov 6th from txt
Hmm...test-making, dinner, and flight of the conchords/the office, i think :) 3:51 PM Nov 5th from txt
about to somersault....caught up on grading!!! 4:02 AM Nov 5th from txt