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Jimmy_Barrett

  1. Hey @explainerguy. I'll do the jokes around here. videogum.com/506372/the-vid…
  2. .@HenryFrancisNY Sorry, pal. If I need someone to screw me over while simultaneously taking my money, I'll turn to @bobbie_barrett.
  3. *ahem* RT @FrankAdman: Rickles, Skelton, Ceasar - now there are some Mad Men. #3rdmartini
  4. Had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up @bobbie_barrett was trying to smother me with a pillow.
  5. @LaurieH118 I know Jerry very well. A dear friend. However, the only thing he does on Labor Day is cheat at golf when no one's looking.
  6. Just finished 2 nights at the Warwick Musical Theatre in RI. The state's so small, my closet was in CT and the bathroom was in MA.
  7. Bob Hope is in town. I sent a stripper up to his hotel room with a telegram that said "Thanks For The Mammaries."
  8. All-around good guy, @FrankAdman, has transcribed my infamous @_radiocity appearance from a couple of weeks ago. http://bit.ly/UtZuTz
  9. Any drycleaners out there? I had drinks with Phil Silvers tonight & now I need to get the stink of failure off of my dinner jacket.
  10. @Voodooville Doll, if you want to move more canvas, paint my mug on 'em and watch them fly.
  11. "The plot for 'The Birds' is a bit hard to swallow." "It's a gull-ty pleasure." Puns? @bobbie_barrett, how much am I paying these writers?
  12. With my writers, going over jokes for tonight's show. "Have you seen the new Hitchcock flick? It's for The Birds." I'm firing all of them.
  13. Looks like the show is about to start. Good thing I snuck a bottle from the bar. http://bit.ly/1i0xS #mmrc
  14. @madmenparty The shapely ones between 18 and 23 can come in. #mmrc
  15. Just got a look from @bettydraper that would stop a clock. #mmrc
  16. Took up too much time on stage. @_ethelmerman and @edie_adams are out for my blood. @bobbie_barrett can take care of this tomorrow #mmrc
  17. I just heard @roger_sterling say he was going "abroad" and then he walked into the women's powder room. #mmrc
  18. I think I got enough of the audience to walk out. That will teach Kramer for not putting me in his movie. #mmrc
  19. I'm getting the signal to get off the stage, but one more joke. #mmrc
  20. You're going to love tonight's movie, guys and gals. It's the best cure for insomnia since sominex.