Jimmy_Barrett
- @ I know Jerry very well. A dear friend. However, the only thing he does on Labor Day is cheat at golf when no one's looking.5:25 PM Sep 7th from UberTwitter in reply to LaurieH118
- Just finished 2 nights at the Warwick Musical Theatre in RI. The state's so small, my closet was in CT and the bathroom was in MA.4:36 PM Sep 7th from UberTwitter
- Bob Hope is in town. I sent a stripper up to his hotel room with a telegram that said "Thanks For The Mammaries."2:41 PM Aug 31st from twhirl
- All-around good guy, @, has transcribed my infamous @ appearance from a couple of weeks ago. 10:00 PM Aug 25th from web
- Any drycleaners out there? I had drinks with Phil Silvers tonight & now I need to get the stink of failure off of my dinner jacket.9:02 PM Aug 23rd from UberTwitter
- @ Doll, if you want to move more canvas, paint my mug on 'em and watch them fly.8:34 PM Aug 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Voodooville
- "The plot for 'The Birds' is a bit hard to swallow." "It's a gull-ty pleasure." Puns? @, how much am I paying these writers?11:15 AM Aug 19th from twhirl
- With my writers, going over jokes for tonight's show. "Have you seen the new Hitchcock flick? It's for The Birds." I'm firing all of them.10:34 AM Aug 19th from twhirl
- Looks like the show is about to start. Good thing I snuck a bottle from the bar. 6:56 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- @ The shapely ones between 18 and 23 can come in. 6:55 PM Aug 16th from twhirl in reply to madmenparty
- Just got a look from @ that would stop a clock. 6:52 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- Took up too much time on stage. @ and @ are out for my blood. @ can take care of this tomorrow 6:44 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- I just heard @ say he was going "abroad" and then he walked into the women's powder room. 6:35 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- I think I got enough of the audience to walk out. That will teach Kramer for not putting me in his movie. 6:34 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- I'm getting the signal to get off the stage, but one more joke. 6:32 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- You're going to love tonight's movie, guys and gals. It's the best cure for insomnia since sominex.6:30 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- My jokes might be received better if the audience was drunker... or if I was. I wonder if the liquor store on 49th can deliver... in bulk.6:28 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- Ok, so the joke about Queen Elizabeth and the deaf Japanese ambassador didn't go over as well as planned. 6:24 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- With @ and @ sitting in the audience, there are more stiff Brits in @ than a London brothel.6:16 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
- I just paid the kid sitting behind @ $5 to kick the back of his seat for the whole show. 6:13 PM Aug 16th from twhirl
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- Name Jimmy Barrett
- Location New York, NY
- Web http://www.utzsna...
- Bio America's funnyman and the face of Utz Quality Snack Foods.
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