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  1. Phew! Turkey wrapped, and presents in the oven... Merry Christmas, all of youse
  2. Charlie Brooker: "Simon Cowell: S**t for Ears" http://tinyurl.com/yjf6l8c
  3. Blizzards have kept me stuck at home for 4 days. Guess that makes me Lord Snowed-in, hur hur
  4. "I'm going to be triangulating to a semi-aggressive tactical grid."
  5. WE GOT THAT B ROLL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItFvB0Upb8
  6. Being visited by the ghosts of Christmases past.
  7. Remember when we used to do FaceBook quizzes all the time? Jeez, we were so crazy back then.
  8. RT @mystery_comic: I was once a man trapped in a womans body, then I was born.
  9. I've realised I am now of an age that I often wheeze when I laugh. But not so old that I do wees when I laugh.
  10. One out of the Gillette 3 ain't bad. http://tinyurl.com/yhae2sk
  11. Dreamed I was on stage with Morcambe & Wise. They had become Reeves & Mortimer by the end of it. No more cheese at bedtime.
  12. A cold, headache and monster toothache. Might as well chop my head off.
  13. Retweeting sounds like reheating... Yum.
  14. Headlining at Glastonbury 29BC... Jesus Christ! Would have been some gig. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8380511.stm
  15. Say it ain't so, Thierry.
  16. Wonder what would happen if I phoned work this morning and said, "I'm working from my bed today."
  17. "you try to write a postcard and you come across like a total moron. It's always like, 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.' "
  18. "Pigs might fly" - Swine flew.
  19. "Going to bed, to sleep off all the nonsense I've just said."
  20. Camping in the fields next door to our house. Woken by inconsiderate birds doing their dawn chorus thing. Bring on avian asbos.