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jimmeshelter

  1. North Carolina jury has now redefined marriage as being between one politician and several women about 3 hours ago via web
  2. think it would more appropriate to have the John Edwards verdict announced on Maury about 5 hours ago via web
  3. coward in pickup lobbed a tennis ball at me on texas street.. throwing a tennis ball at an australian is the weirdest hate crime ever 11:59 AM May 30th via web
  4. Finishing up tonight at rivercenter in San Antonio. Coming up Dayton Funny Bone, Capt Brien's Off The Hook Comedy, Crackers in Indianapolis 10:21 AM May 27th via web
  5. Outside my window the sound of a horsedrawn carriage mixes with Zeppelin's immigrant song on the San Antonio streets below 10:26 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
  6. I don't think of Dog the Bounty Hunter as being cancelled just back up for adoption 6:27 AM May 23rd via web
  7. Washington Bullets no longer an NBA team but still one of my favourite Clash songs 3:53 PM May 22nd via Mobile Web
  8. Going for the win this week at rivercenter comedy club in San Antonio may 23 through 27 11:35 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web
  9. bid farewell to Detroit by jumping out of my limo and vomiting on the side of the highway. Rock and Roll? No, food poisoning. 11:40 AM May 21st via web
  10. Layover in Philly. Haven't visited this city in 19 years. I trust you'be mended that liberty bell by now 3:58 AM May 17th via Mobile Web
  11. Layover in Philly.....haven't visited this city in 19 years. I trust you've mended the liberty bell by now 3:55 AM May 17th via Mobile Web
  12. Lady in the seat in front of me on this flight is reading 50 shades of grey....think she's about to join the mile high book club 9:45 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  13. Coming up: Mark RIdley's Comedy Castle Royal Oak, Mi May 17--19, Rivercenter Comedy San Antonio, Tx 23-27 comedycastle.com 9:32 AM May 16th via web
  14. Going to be great to see Johnnny back on TV again 3:25 PM May 14th via web
  15. Very excited to be appearing at The Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI May 17--19 comedycastle.com 9:48 AM May 14th via web
  16. @USPSConnect Los Feliz branch in Los angeles is a model of ineptitude and bad service 6:53 PM May 11th via Mobile Web
  17. Lindsay Lohan dined with Woody Allen in New York...they're planning a film called 'Methhattan' huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/06/lin… 12:05 PM May 6th via web
  18. Cinco De Mayans....Party like the world is ending 10:10 AM May 5th via web
  19. Carpe Tunnel. I can't seize anything. 11:21 AM May 4th via web
  20. @Sonny_Kingston thanks, Richmond Funny Bone is one of my favourite clubs; always have a great time there 3:06 PM May 3rd via web in reply to Sonny_Kingston