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JimJesus

  1. @TheRealAntiher0 HOW DO I REDDIT? '\_(°_o)_/'
  2. A conspiracy nut homophobic Raelian and Zeitgeist member, who types in capslock. I've now met everyone on the internet.
  3. @sugarsharrk FROM EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR TINS, TO EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR BREATH
  4. @OccupyTonight In your paranoid delusion, yes. In Realworldistan, you couldn't be more wrong if your name was W. Wrongy Wrongentine.
  5. Хотите мяты, товарищ? ☭ twitter.com/JimJesus/statu…
  6. @justintempler Well you see, when a customer and a entrepreneur love eachother... The stroke comes with a pile of money and price tags! :D
  7. @Ellusionist How is it not an art?
  8. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… More Zombie news.
  9. Mom told from an early age that drugs will turn me into a zombie. Little did she know it's not drugs, it's her bath salts that would do it.
  10. But I guess what I'm really trying to say is Hong Kong is awesome.
  11. Only downside is that it ships air mail from Hong Kong so it will take forever to get here.
  12. I just ordered a pair of red/blue 3D glasses. The price is pretty unbelievable. less than 2 bucks w/ free shipping dealextreme.com/p/re-useable-p…
  13. @muertos @justintempler @MelianDialogue @satansbeergut @proadstudio Fuck! I totally flaked getting the time cards sent in!
  14. @MelianDialogue @OccupyTonight Who needs books when you have YouTube videos. Far more objective, amirite? #conspiracynutlogic
  15. MY HIT NEW SINGLE: DOUBLE ANNIHILATION youtube.com/watch?v=dJxCbs… #TZM #TVP #RBE #ZEITGEIST #POSTSCARCITY #RBEM
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