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We invented the Hot Pocket and the Swiffer; can someone pls tell me why we don't have a car registration sticker that peels off in 1 piece?about 19 hours agofrom web
just calculated that I'm going to be playing "Tomorrow" and its various f'ing reprises only 30 more times.about 20 hours agofrom web