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jimgoad

  1. I forget what we're supposed to be remembering today. 10:04 AM May 28th via web
  2. THE VEGETARIAN PERSONALITY ... bit.ly/Km6O46 ... #vegan #vegetarian #insufferablefuckingassholes 9:04 PM May 27th via web
  3. If God didn't want us to eat meat, he would have made tofu taste better. 4:47 PM May 26th via web
  4. I don't care what you think. I wanted you to know that. 1:30 PM May 26th via web
  5. If the pot calls the kettle black and they are both Kitchen Appliances of Color, it's not my place to judge them. 12:22 PM May 26th via web
  6. There is a direct negative correlation between the intensity of one's fanaticism and the plausibility of one's beliefs. 11:27 AM May 26th via web
  7. Because vegans are opposed to animal suffering, they force every human being around them to suffer. 7:49 AM May 26th via web
  8. I started typing "pushy vegetarians" on Google, and it auto-filled it for me after "pushy v—." 12:29 PM May 25th via web
  9. If Siegfried & Roy were to mix their semen and artificially inseminate a white tiger, the baby would look like Billy Idol. 2:07 AM May 25th via web
  10. This is a post-racial society, which must be why everyone keeps posting racial comments. 12:29 PM May 23rd via web
  11. It's 2012, so you should get with the program and stick to the script we've been using since the mid-1960s. 11:55 AM May 23rd via web
  12. Is a "jiffy" an actual unit of measurement? Could someone say, "I'm going to the store, but I'll be back in 2.7 jiffies?" 6:44 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Cruelest headline of the year: bit.ly/KV7lKm ... #RobinGibb 1:30 AM May 21st via web
  14. President of racist country says racist thing about African immigrants: apne.ws/JdNSlk 12:44 AM May 21st via web
  15. 'WE'RE WHITE, WE'RE MALE, AND WE SUCK!" ... bit.ly/Lb9Mb0 12:19 AM May 21st via web
  16. You've raised your consciousness so high, you've completely left planet Earth. 8:57 AM May 20th via web
  17. It's not that I have a problem with lilies per se; it's their whiteness that offends me. 6:18 AM May 20th via web
  18. You say collective pride is a sign of ignorance, but collective shame is a sign of enlightenment? I say you're retarded. 5:51 AM May 20th via web
  19. I don't think it's unfair to suggest that Hitler's pubic hair was more nicely kempt than Karl Marx's. 7:08 PM May 19th via web
  20. Unsatisfied with the amount of hate they were receiving, lesbian couple allegedly stages hate crime: abcn.ws/KBIM6l 1:02 PM May 19th via web
  • Name Jim Goad
  • Location Stone Mountain, GA
  • Web http://www.jimgoa...
  • Bio I'm a writer, outdoorsman, husband, father, dog owner, humanitarian, and heteronormative Caucasian-American.
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