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  1. Any male over 70 charged with a sex crime should receive a reduced sentence merely for being able to get it up. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Fuck that asshole who killed four cops in a Seattle coffee shop. You're supposed to kill EVERYONE in a Seattle coffee shop. about 21 hours ago from web
  3. I imagine you'd have to rack up some pretty nasty karma to be reincarnated as an anal wart. 8:35 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. Whenever I hear someone call someone else "Boo," I feel like booing. 8:21 AM Nov 30th from web
  5. Ever hear of this Criss Angel guy? People tell me he's a Mindfreak. That sounds like some heavy shit right there. 3:51 AM Nov 30th from web
  6. Silent movies are my favorite. Silent people, too. 3:42 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. About ten minutes ago I caught myself thinking in Ebonics. I'm really upset about this. 12:13 PM Nov 29th from web
  8. Finally emerging from the tryptophan coma. I was in a T-hole for a solid day there. 4:25 AM Nov 28th from web
  9. Tiger Woods has been slightly injured in a car accident, and I am slightly disappointed. 4:48 PM Nov 27th from web
  10. I'd like TV reality shows a little more if I liked reality a little more. 6:48 AM Nov 27th from web
  11. God told Abraham to kill his son, and Abraham did it. Both God and Abraham should be arrested. 6:46 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. Oh, the horror of 23 years trapped in a fake coma, utterly incapable of asking anyone to jerk you off. 6:04 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. Is it a hate crime to tell an Asian person that you feel disoriented? 1:19 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  14. Right now in this great vast land, somebody somewhere is blowing a turkey. 5:05 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  15. "I shun meat and worship Gandhi. Then again, I once swam in Charles Manson's balls" ... http://tr.im/mansonson 12:30 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. You can't stop the wind from blowing, but at times it's possible to stop sucking so much. 5:16 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  17. Nearly 300 million innocent turkeys are herded into death camps yearly in the USA. Those Jews got nothing on the turkeys. 4:35 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  18. Rosa Parks Memorial Park: Once you sit on the benches, you can't get up even if you try. 12:54 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Are there any parks named after Rosa Parks? What would you call it? Rosa Parks's Park? Rosa's Park? Help me out here. 12:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. At least 30 Filipinos have been massacred, which works out to about 20 normal-sized people. 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  • Name Jim Goad
  • Location Stone Mountain, GA
  • Web http://www.jimgoa...
  • Bio I'm a writer, outdoorsman, husband, father, dog owner, and humanitarian.
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