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  1. Doesn't it seem like the guy who came with the phrase 'douche bag' was a total douche bag himself? 1:04 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  2. Why is it when Jay-Z brags in a song I always think "Yeah this guy should brag"? 1:02 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  3. The bidding will start at $1000. http://twitpic.com/r45wt 7:09 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  4. Happy Thanksgiving. See you in ANAHEIM Friday and Saturday http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Tkts still available. SoCal PL Return 2:22 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. "You take the branches off its head it's just a dog" via my 4 year old son. http://twitpic.com/qyep0 6:36 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  6. Is there anyone in Southern California that is not at Disneyland right now? 5:20 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  7. Dear Geico, I get it. We could save money switching to Geico. Here's one for you. You could save money not advertising. I don't own a car 10:25 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. "Sorry Sir, you can't get on the train in those douchy pants." http://twitpic.com/q9mo2 12:48 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  9. I missed the finale of Project Runway and every other episode of Project Runway thankfully. 11:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. The Hot Chocolate Maker: Why the Taliban hates us. http://twitpic.com/q73hk 9:29 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  11. Tom-tommor-tomorr-Friday late show in BALTIMORE 11/20 still has tickets available http://tinyurl.com/yczb2kc 10:44 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. I'm tired of people playing pool and pretending it's fun. http://twitpic.com/q2gwy 8:16 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  13. What Cordon did is none of my business. http://twitpic.com/q2gmp 8:13 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  14. The translation from Russian: Buy Jim Gaffigan's CD for the perfect Christmas gift - Joseph Stalin http://twitpic.com/q2cnu 7:41 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  15. Why is it when you are wearing nice clothes people always think you've lost weight? 7:34 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  16. Happy birthday Emma Chen http://twitpic.com/q24iq 6:37 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  17. Nobu 57. For dessert I order an entree. http://twitpic.com/q1zzr 6:05 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  18. oh to be from Indiana! 8:40 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. I gotta workout... sometime this year. 4:03 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. I dont care about Prince Harry. He's not my prince. Why do i know what he looks like? Why do I have a poster of him in my bedroom? 2:26 PM Nov 14th from web
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  • Bio yes. it's really me. Hope you buy the CD/DVd of King Baby http://tinyurl.com/create.php
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