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  12. Being a father is a lot like being the least powerful Vice President in history. 4:36 PM May 25th via WhoSay
  13. When is it going to be the beautiful people’s turn? How about letting them be on the cover of a magazine or sing a pop song? 7:46 AM May 24th via WhoSay
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