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jimelkin

  1. is freaked out New York City is going to ban selling large sodas..."I'm outraged!" said the first talking Big Gulp. about 8 hours ago via web
  2. is freaked out Mitt Romney spelled America wrong on his new app..."I would love to be your running mate," said Dan Quayle. 6:10 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPad
  3. is freaked out Dewey & Leboeuf, the largest law firm in the country filed Chapter 11..."I didn't know I was broke," said Shia LaBeouf. 8:07 AM May 29th via web
  4. @MunkieBabble You rock as always! Where would I be without your RT's :) Yay!!! 10:58 AM May 28th via web
  5. is freaked out Mark Zuckerberg is in Rome for his honeymoon...unfortunately his offer to buy the Vatican was met with a thumbs down. 7:44 AM May 28th via web
  6. is freaked out a Illinois man who renamed himself Led Zeppelin II died...his daughter, Stairway to Heaven, gave the eulogy. 7:16 AM May 27th via web
  7. is freaked out UFC ring girl, Arianny Celeste was just arrested for domestic violence..."I'm next!" said every guy after hearing the news. 6:22 PM May 26th via web
  8. is freaked out cows in Massachusetts crashed a picnic and drank a bunch of beers...they were so drunk they started tipping themselves. 5:53 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. is freaked out Jenna Jameson was arrested for a possible DUI this morning...she blew way over the legal limit...which goes without saying. 6:21 AM May 25th via web
  10. is freaked out Michael McKean of Spinal Tap fame got hit by a car...Doctors say his leg now goes to 11. 8:21 AM May 24th via web
  11. is freaked out that James Bond's new movie will feature him drinking a Heineken...also he now eats beer nuts and calls people "Bro". 8:14 AM May 23rd via web
  12. is freaked out the inventor of the TV remote control just died...ironically his pacemaker stopped and they couldn't find any batteries. 6:37 AM May 22nd via web
  13. is freaked out 4 tons of Pot were dumped off the Southern California coast...local dolphins reacted by asking for large bags of potato chips 1:44 PM May 21st via web
  14. is freaked out a man robbed a coffee shop with underwear on his head. He's still on the loose, but cops narrowed it down to boxers or briefs 4:39 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. is freaked out Mark Zuckerberg got married...for their honeymoon they traveled to a small island he bought for her called Greece. 5:54 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
  16. is freaked out the horse I'll Have Another won The Preakness...which is pretty much what everyone was saying who bet on a different horse. 4:01 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPad
  17. is freaked out The Space X Rocket aborted it's first flight...said the space chimp aboard, "Eeeekkkkkk!" 8:45 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. is freaked out Bono is making over a billion dollars today for investing in Facebook...at least now he can afford different sunglasses. 8:27 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPad
  19. is freaked out Facebook is about to get ready for an IPO...I think that's cool that they're opening an International House of Pancakes. 8:31 AM May 17th via web
  20. is freaked out Google is changing their search engine to think like a human...expect results like "I would love to help but I'm on break." 1:12 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPad