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@projectmattnyc pff. When we stop anglo-cizing countries like France and Spain and Italy then I'll give the Mideast the same courtesy.5:03 PM Jun 18th from Twitterrific in reply to projectmattnyc
@LoriForty what?! How?!?! What the!??! Holy!!! How on?!?! You gotta be kidding!!! How in the??!? Oh my!! What the?!?10:51 AM Jun 17th from Twitterrific in reply to LoriForty
@kelsyabbott put down plastic first.4:44 PM Jun 4th from Twitterrific in reply to kelsyabbott
And they gave birth consecutively, and the umbilical cord on the 8th one was somehow connected to the 1st making the ultimate Mobius strip!8:21 PM Jun 3rd from web
Wouldn't it have been awesome if the Octomom was actually a series of 8 babies, each one of them pregnant with the next; like nesting dolls?8:18 PM Jun 3rd from web
@sirenaclara were you wearing mittens?6:07 AM May 22nd from web in reply to sirenaclara
Need to pack for camping. How much hair gel will i need for a weekend? Should I bring an extension cord for my electric shoe shiner??8:08 PM May 21st from web
That Wolverine movie was really nothing more than a hit piece on the Cheney-Sabertooth campaign. For shame Hollywood liberals.5:06 PM May 18th from web
Gentlemen's clubs should change their name. Out of place wearing a tophat and twirling a jewel topped cane. Maybe basketballshortsmen's club2:52 PM May 16th from Twitterrific
RT @ScottAukerman: Rappers are so weird. "Hey, this rhymes with this." So what?7:57 AM May 16th from web
@TeenAngster I love that phrenology head is still hanging around. I guess his shame sector wasn't so big.8:39 PM May 14th from web in reply to TeenAngster
I've reached a point where I no longer recognize internet slang. Better finish my apple sauce then get back to my WWII radio programs.6:11 AM May 8th from web
John's Kindle DX Star Trek Mother's Day KFC #crapnamesforpubs12:10 PM May 6th from web
OK, I'm done with summer. Go back inside people, life's not THAT great!5:39 PM Apr 28th from web
@girlscantell I like the ones who try to pickup girls in the truck. Like this will finally be the one with a fetish for scum bags and trash.5:51 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to girlscantell
@sirenaclara maybe yo should heart it8:00 PM Apr 25th from web in reply to sirenaclara
Now that I promoted, time to sit back and let the sells roll in!10:07 AM Apr 24th from web
Listed finally for #etsyday: http://Sorry.etsy.com10:04 AM Apr 24th from web
According to my new Wii Fit I'm in perfect shape. Can't help but feel a little ripped off now.2:46 PM Apr 18th from web
You guys wanna come over to my apartment and watch a documentery?2:20 PM Apr 11th from Twitterrific