jimbo256
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before...
3 minutes ago
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
about 1 hour ago
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What's a Billion? A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
about 2 hours ago
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TO DO: Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
about 3 hours ago
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
about 4 hours ago
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
about 5 hours ago
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
about 6 hours ago
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
about 7 hours ago
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A comedian is not a man who says funny things. A comedian is one who says things funny. -- Ed Wynn
about 8 hours ago
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TO DO: Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
about 9 hours ago
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Try to impress your teachers (in school and in life) and you won't learn much.
about 10 hours ago
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Actual Label Instructions on the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
about 11 hours ago
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You'll believe in it when you see it? Bull-pucky. You only SEE it when you BELIEVE it. Thoughts CREATE reality. Makes you think-doesn't it?
5:27 PM Dec 14th
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Actual Dear Abby Letter: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
4:27 PM Dec 14th
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A clown sees life simply, without complications. -- George Bishop
3:27 PM Dec 14th
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PROVEN: Thoughts influence matter. Thoughts influence our world. Thoughts influence our OUTCOMES. What are you thinking?
2:27 PM Dec 14th
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You can influence others - positively and negatively - with your thoughts. Einstein called it Spooky action at a distance.
1:27 PM Dec 14th
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Actual headline: Judge to rule on nude beach [Lucky guy!]
12:27 PM Dec 14th
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IN THE NEWS: Mrs. Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
11:27 AM Dec 14th
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Success stands for sense of direction; understanding; courage; charity; esteem; self-confidence; and self acceptance.
10:27 AM Dec 14th
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- Name Jim Boshark
- Location MidWest
- Web http://directmail...
- Bio Family man, internet marketer, love the old comedies, fishing, sitting by the campfire.
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