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  1. @R_Glass Thx Ryan, but not having a truck for me on moving day is unfixable. Called UHaul 800 at the time, and it was a disaster. Moved on.
  2. Automobile power locks are a small but significant superpower; one taken for granted until you try getting your family into a car w/o them.
  3. My lawn is relentless. I have subdued it for now, but for how long? Then there's the pollen. Mother Nature's cronies are ganging up on me.
  4. U-Haul sucks. Apparently they don't know what "reservation" means. As if moving day wasn't hard enough! Fortunately, Budget saved my bacon.
  5. Spam subject of the day: "Hold the enormous manfullness in your pants." I will try to work "manfullness" into my vocabulary.
  6. I just got an e-mail, "suddenly you feel that your pants have steel inside them." Oh no, I'm trapped! Can't. Bend. Knees...
  7. I built my first Twitter app, http://www.plovr.com/ Nothing earthshaking, but a fun little project. Kindly retweet if you like it, thanks!
  8. Highlight of the online year so far is the Ricky Gervais Sesame Street outtakes: http://is.gd/nxux
  9. @llimllib I hate it when that happens! Although they did a really nice job, and saved you the trouble, so that's something.
  10. What should I make of the fact that @TheMime has over 3,500 followers?
  11. I make the snow squeak like styrofoam when I walk on it. Stupid March bitter cold in-like-a-lion nonsense.
  12. I think the expression should be understood to mean "time heals awl wounds." "All wounds" is clearly wrong. Help me spread the word.
  13. I am forced to play World of Goo flawlessly because Ella cries when even a single ball of Goo dies. Oh, the pressure!
  14. Just got through setting up my blog to post to @jimsblog. Felt like that should be a separate space.
  15. Seeing Coraline with my daughter today! Made this (http://is.gd/j49X), which freaked her out. Important to set the tone early.
  16. 6.5 hours sleep = swear at alarm clock. 8 hours = still swear, but not as loud. Doesn't seem worth giving up a movie for that.
  17. twittercounter.com on my follower prospects: "average growth per day 0, predictions: tomorrow 21, next month 21." Who asked you, anyway?!
  18. The ice was molecularly bonded to the windshield this AM and the doors were all frozen shut. Punk'd by mother nature.
  19. I'd never wear it, but I like this t-shirt: "How dare I wear this goddamn shirt in front of your fucking kids."
  20. Flabbergasted at E's excuse that she couldn't eat her sandwich because it had "too much salami." Easily solvable, even out in the field, no?